Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what’s your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.
Call 911
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Homework is at home
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Me: should I get into trouble for something I didn’t do?
Teacher: No
Me: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.
Abbreviation of ABCDEFG & GFEDCBA
(24 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
I hate that beggar
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Wife: I hate that beggar.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a book “How to Cook”!
I love you flower
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...If I was a dog
and you was a flower,
I’d lift up my legs,
and give you a shower.