Santa: aram aram nal letter likh riha si,
Banta: aram aram naal Q likh riha h?
Santa: mera beta 6 sal da h, te oh aram aram nal padhda h.
Santa tune had kardi
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
Loading...Santa Banta Jokes
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Beautiful underware going to office
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Teacher : is di english daso “Sunder chadha office ja riha hai”
Santa : beautiful underwear is going to office. š
Preeto getting hot
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Preeto: aji , aaj kuch ajiha karo ke mere pasine nikal jaan.
Banta : uthiyan te AC & pankhe da switch off kar dita.
Police de gadi te ghar wali
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Police di gadi te gharwali wich common ki h?
dono apne aan te bda shor machande hai.
2013 which dunya khtm?
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Santa: graduation karan toh bad dobara nursery di padhai start kar denda hai?
Banta: nusrsery di padhai Q kar riha h?
Santa: 2013 wich duniya khatam h…me sochiya hune to padhai start kar dwan
Raat ko koi awaz to nai ayi ?
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Pappu : Kal papa kue wich gir gye, badi shattan lagi, bade chiilla rhe si.
Banta : hun ki hal hai ?
Pappu : Thik hi hone, raat to kue toh koi awaz nahi ayi
Master to santa
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Master bachiya nu puchda hai, daso vade ho ke tusi ki banna chaoge?
shunty : me Engineer banna chanda haan.
bunty : me doctor banna chanda haan.
dipti : me achi maa banna chandi haan.
santa : te me dipti di madad karna chanda haan.
Sir g !! Tussi Great ho
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Santa finds cigarette box in his daughter’s room..
“Oh my god! she smikes”
The he finds whisky
“Oh my god! she drinks”
Then he saw a boy
“Thank God! its all his”
Purani gal bhool gya
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Santa: yar bachapan wich me 10 manjil toh kud gya si,
Banta: fer bach gya si ke mar gyi si?
Santa: pta nahi yar badi purani gal h.
Medical college ki bi dik jaengi
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Santa : je me is nariyal de ped te chad jawan taan, engineering college di kudiyan dikh jangi?
Banta: haan je gir gya taan medical college di v nal hi dikh jangi.
So rude ji je
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Preeto : ji je me mount everest te chad javan taan tusi mainu ki doge?
Santa : puchan wali kehdi gal hai “dhakaa”
Give back this lantern to Genie :D
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading... Three guys, standed on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says “Iām lonely. I wish my friends were back here.” |
Titanic doob rha si
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Titanic doob riha si,
ik gore ne santu nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Santa 1 km.
Gora: kehdi side?
Santa :niche di side
Papa de kum menu ki pta
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Dipi: maa khana kive bnade ha i?
maa: me tenu kini war dsya
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ke apne papa de kam di gal mainu na puchiya kar.
Larkian agg lagati hain
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Santa : daso kehde office wich ladies kam nahi kar sakdi?
Banta: firebrigade?
Santa: Q ?
Banta: firebrigade da kam aag bhujana hunda hai aag lgana nahi !
Santa lambi drive te
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?
santa:lambi drive te.
Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!
Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h.
Santa rocks
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading... Santa Rocks
Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya
Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!