Caught peepin

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Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: He got caught peeping on a test.

Jerking each other off

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Q: What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
A: Bipolar.

Rep . Tile

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!

Cutlet above the rest

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Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow?
A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!

Cross gator and Poison Frog

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Q :What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A :A croakadile.

Saint Cowboy

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a ferret walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the ferret’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the ferret. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

Platypus took little wine

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Q: What did the grape say when the platypus stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Ground beef

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Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef

Policeman caught Nasty Boy

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A policeman caught a nasty little Australian boy with a BB gun in one hand and a koala in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

Otter get into honest buisness

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Q: How does an otter get into an honest business?
A: Usually through the skylight.

Sharks is always quoting

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Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark

Cross a dog and a calculator

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Q: What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A: A friend you can count on.

Gorilla welfare

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Q :Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
A : Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Badger with carrot

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Q: What do you call an Badger with a carrot in each ear? A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

crazy ferret

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Q: How do you drive a ferret crazy?
A: Give him a round litter pan.

Horse serving drinks in bar

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A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks.

Boy-in-bar
The horse
asks, “What are you staring at?”
Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?”

The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

Rabbit in wedding night

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Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A: They went on their bunnymoon!

Dog cross the road

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Q: Why did the dog cross the road?
A: To get to the “barking” lot!

Chick dissapoint his mother

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Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!

Elephant in mens restroom

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Q :Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom?
A :To get some nuts

Mommy sharks and daddy

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Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other

Give practical example of this principle

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Math Teacher :
If a=b  and b=c then a=c,
now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Math-student
Student
:
I love you sir
and you love your daughter
which means I love your daughter.

Too big to lose

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Q :Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
A:Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”

Slide down the banana ster

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Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!

Holes in Pajamas

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Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
A. By the `D’ on his pajamas.

Cross a gator

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Q: What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A: A croak-odile.

Pros and Cons Chart

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Q: Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?
A: He was CON-fused!

Medical problem with chicken

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Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long as this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.

Squash

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Q :What is an elephants favorite sport?
A :Squash

Water polo

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
A: His horse drowned

An Alarm Cluck

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Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Spanish Goats

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Q :What do you call a Spanish goat with no back legs?
A :Gracias.

Elephant with rabbit sweaters

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Q :What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?
A :Warren!