There was a guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says, “Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I’ll buy you another drink. I just can’t stand to see a man cry.”
“No, it’s not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me.
When I leave the building to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing.
I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away.”
“I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar.
And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.”
Joke is fantastic
Rehan
You made my day
good one
That was really nice joke, but the point to be noted that after having poison, driver was alive to listen all his story?
A joke is a joke after all…….
i love this joke. its just the way i feel sometimes.
Nice one…….
Fantastic 🙂
Joke is awesome, and comments r more than, cool
hehehehe ..
Nice joke dude
really good joke yar hahaha
you made me laugh
i found nothing special in it, boring
lolz
go
nice one thank you hope u do it again
haha, aaaww- i feel bad for the ppor truck driver… but good joke 🙂
Its coooooooool….!
yar its superb……..
its a beauty yara!
A nice joke.
hahaaaaa I can’t stop laughing even though it was tragic at the end… it is nicer than nice
great joke
i have heard it a 100 times!!!!!!!11111
worst joke ever
I luv d joke is very funny i wil read it a thousands time.
I think you should put double quotations (“) on the song title to make people know that it’s a song title and not an idea, or phrase.
nice 1…
hahaha good van
u r very smart to be a joker.
just cant have enaf of this email why lie. bloody funny.
mast hai yaar
its fantastic
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l like that
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Really informative article.Much thanks again. Much obliged.