A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Mark.
He replies, “None , they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”
Then little Mark says, “I have a question for YOU. ”
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?”
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Mark replied,
“The correct answer is ‘the one with the Wedding ring on,” but I like your thinking.”
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…. Great. I liked it, cool, cool. Expecting more in future through e-mail.
Ha Ha Ha Ha, Great,I liked it. Expecting more in future through e-mail.
I think it was very funny but a little stupid
good joke thot of it more comseeee comsaa (french for not very good and not very bad)mlol
send more such ones to my mail
wow that was fanny
Good joke .realy funny.children of tommorow
Best answer! Realy fuuny.children of new age
wow ….wonderful funny sms….! thank u…….!
oooooookkkkkkkkeeeeeeey, that was something, kept mwa thinking i must confess
Ha ha little gud more bad………. but i like it
Oh no…… I like the way it explained. so sexy.
Lol, is not easy oooooo. All my abdominal cavity are so heavy dat I can’t even control my laughter.
Pls, I need a lot more of that.
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!