Urdu Eid Jokes Collection
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Loading... (9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Be Extra Carefull In Dinoo Apna Bohot Khayal Rakhna, Khana
Waqt Par Khana,
Ziyada Wazan Wagaira Nahiin Uthana,
Seeriyaan Ehtiyaat Say Charhna,
Kiyoun K… 9 Wan Mahina Chal Raha Hai,
Aur Theek 1 Dinn Kay Baad Tumko Khushi Milnay Wali Hai,
HAPPY EID in Advance…
(7 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)Loading...Pakistani Boy :
Smajh nai arha Eid ki khushi ziada hai ya…..??
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3 din light na jaane ki 🙂
(8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5)Loading...1 Pathan Eid ki Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...1 Pathan Eid wale din Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
(12 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading... (8 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)Loading...Kash hum ek sms hotay bas
ek click me aap ke paas hotay
Mana k aap hamay delete kar letay
lekin kuch dair k liye
To hum aap ke paas hotay or
bari khushi say kehtay
Eid mubarak
(7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)Loading...3 Pathan Eid wale din film “Sholay” daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: “Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega”
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Don’t open it for atleast 5 more day,
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak ! 🙂
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Ye Kya Hai EID?
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kah,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Eik Or
I : I
D : Date
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Wishing You HAPPY EID MUBARAK in Advance For The Following 10 Yerar,
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
2020
Agar Coming 10 Years Main Aap Ko Koi Pehlay Wish Karnay Ka Dawa Karay,
Tau Aik Rakh Kay Chamaat Daina Aur Yeh SMS Dikha Daina.
O.K
Don’t Delete It.
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Girl: Where is my Eid gift?
Boy: road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?
Girl: Khushi se !wowww!
Boy: Same colour ki PONi laya hun apni Shehzadi k liye…