Urdu Eid Jokes
Urdu Eid Jokes Collection
Zara sambhal ke Eid Guzarna..
Be Extra Carefull In Dinoo Apna Bohot Khayal Rakhna, Khana
Waqt Par Khana,
Ziyada Wazan Wagaira Nahiin Uthana,
Seeriyaan Ehtiyaat Say Charhna,
Kiyoun Kโฆ 9 Wan Mahina Chal Raha Hai,
Aur Theek 1 Dinn Kay Baad Tumko Khushi Milnay Wali Hai,
HAPPY EID in Advance…
Frustrate Boy
Pakistani Boy :
Smajh nai arha Eid ki khushi ziada hai ya…..??
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3 din light na jaane ki ๐
Isko bolo humne Hajj bi kia hai
1 Pathan Eid ki Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”
1 pathan Eid wale din Movie dekh rha tha
1 Pathan Eid wale din Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
Kher Mubarak ..
Kash hum aik sms hoty
Kash hum ek sms hotay bas
ek click me aap ke paas hotay
Mana k aap hamay delete kar letay
lekin kuch dair k liye
To hum aap ke paas hotay or
bari khushi say kehtay
Eid mubarak
Pathan watching Sholey
3 Pathan Eid wale din film “Sholay” daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: “Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega”
I am the first who say you Eid mubarak
Don’t open it for atleast 5 more day,
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak ! ๐
Meaning Of Eid
Ye Kya Hai EID?
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kah,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Eik Or
I : I
D : Date
Don’t be aggressive on Eid day..
Wishing You HAPPY EID MUBARAK in Advance For The Following 10 Yerar,
2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
2020
Agar Coming 10 Years Main Aap Ko Koi Pehlay Wish Karnay Ka Dawa Karay,
Tau Aik Rakh Kay Chamaat Daina Aur Yeh SMS Dikha Daina.
O.K
Donโt Delete It.
Eid gift For girlfriend ….
Girl: Where is my Eid gift?
Boy: road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?
Girl: Khushi se !wowww!
Boy: Same colour ki PONi laya hun apni Shehzadi k liye…