Happy Eid day from the depth of right & left ventricles,
wrapped with the ribbons of purkinje fibers and sealed in pericardium.
Decorated with SA and AV nodes with a glitter topping of pericardial fluid
and cusps of mitral and tricuspid valves.
In short ap ko teh-e-dil se EID MUBARAK ho 🙂
Ye Kya Hai EID?
Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.
BusinessMan Ne Kah,
E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount
Lawyer Ne Kaha.
E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy
lovers Ne Kaha.
E: Eik Or
I : I
D : Date
Wishing You HAPPY EID MUBARAK in Advance For The Following 10 Yerar,
Agar Coming 10 Years Main Aap Ko Koi Pehlay Wish Karnay Ka Dawa Karay,
Tau Aik Rakh Kay Chamaat Daina Aur Yeh SMS Dikha Daina.
Don’t Delete It.
Girl: Where is my Eid gift?
Boy: road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?
Girl: Khushi se !wowww!
Boy: Same colour ki PONi laya hun apni Shehzadi k liye…
Pathan K Paas Eid ke din 1 Mehman Aaya.
Pathan Bola: ”O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega”.
Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
One For Each Hour.!
So ThaT You Keep SMiLiNG 24 HOURS At EiD DaY..
May Your Plate Of Life Be Always Full Of Sweet Siwaiyan
Topped With The Nuts Of Happiness.
With Best EID WISHES,May You Have A Happy Eid
I know its too early…
but l have hundreds of boys and pretty girls to wish…
So I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first!
Be Extra Carefull In Dinoo Apna Bohot Khayal Rakhna, Khana
Waqt Par Khana,
Ziyada Wazan Wagaira Nahiin Uthana,
Seeriyaan Ehtiyaat Say Charhna,
Kiyoun K… 9 Wan Mahina Chal Raha Hai,
Aur Theek 1 Dinn Kay Baad Tumko Khushi Milnay Wali Hai,
HAPPY EID in Advance…
Pakistani Boy :
Smajh nai arha Eid ki khushi ziada hai ya…..??
3 din light na jaane ki 🙂
1 Pathan Eid ki Namaz parh raha tha
To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”
1 Pathan Eid wale din Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata
Here is the story of an Imam who got up after Eid ul fitar prayers and announced to the people:
“I have good news and bad news. The good news is, we have enough money to pay for our new building program. The bad news is, it’s still out there in your pockets.”
Can I Stay
Wait Till The End Of Ramzan
The 1st Who
Happy Eid Mubarik
Once, the people of the city invited Mulla Nasruddin to deliver a speech. When he got on the minbar (pulpit), he found the audience was not very enthusiastic, so
he asked “Do you know what I am going to say?”
The audience replied “NO”,
so he announced “I have no desire to speak to people who don’t even know what I will be talking about” and he left. The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day.
This time when he asked the same question, the people replied “YES”
So Mullah Nasruddin said, “Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won’t waste any more of your time” and he left.
Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mullah to speak the following week.
Once again he asked the same question – “Do you know what I am going to say?” Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered “YES” while the other half replied “NO”.
So Mullah Nasruddin said
“The half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the other half” and he left!
1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
. “Eid Mubarak”
PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola
“Khair Mubarak” ;P : )
An Imam shocked his community when he announced just after Eid ul fitar Prayer that he was resigning from that particular Masjid and moving to a drier climate. After the session, a very distraught lady came to the Imam with tears in her eyes, “Oh, Imam, we are going to miss you so much. We don’t want you to leave!” The kind hearted Imam said “Now, now, sister, don’t carry on. The Imam who takes my place might be even better than me”.
“Yeah”, she said, with a tone of disappointment in her voice, “That’s what they said the last time too . . . “
Kash hum ek sms hotay bas
ek click me aap ke paas hotay
Mana k aap hamay delete kar letay
lekin kuch dair k liye
To hum aap ke paas hotay or
bari khushi say kehtay
3 Pathan Eid wale din film “Sholay” daikhny gaye
Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
Pathan khary hokar boly: “Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega”
Don’t open it for atleast 5 more day,
Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak ! 🙂