Q: Whats the difference between your mom and a blue whale?
A: ten pounds.

Q: What do you call a baby whale?
A: A little squirt!

Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.

Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale?
A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.

Q: Did you hear about the flying whale?
A: Actually its a whale of a story.

Q: How do you circumsize a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.

Son: ‘Dad, why is the sea salty?’ Father: ‘Son, when a male blue whale mates, it releases over 40,000 gallons of sperm. Only 30% of this reaches the female and you ask me the why the sea is salty..

Q: What do whales like to chew?
A: Blubber gum!

Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A: What are you blubbering about?

Q :Why did the whale cross the road?
A :To get to the other tide!

Q: Where are whales weighed?
A: At a whale weigh station

Q :Do you like whales?
A : Cause we can go hump back at my place.

Q :How do you make a fish laugh?
A :Tell a whale of a tale.