Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!

Q: What do you call a tiger that likes to dig in the sand?
A: Sandy claws!

Q: Would you rather have a tiger eat your or a lion?
A: I would rather have a tiger eat a lion.

Q: What does Calvin feed Hobbes?
A: Nothing he’s already stuffed.

Q: Why are tigers religious?
A: Because they prey frequently, and prey as a family!

Q: Whats striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!

Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A: A tiger lily!

Q: Why can’t a tiger become a herbivore?
A: A tiger can’t change his stripes.

Q: What 4 animals does a woman need in her life?
A: A mink on her back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed and a jackass to pay for it all.

Q: What do tigers sing at Christmas?
A: Jungle bells!jungle bells!

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite your head off?
A: A tiger moth!

Q: If a four-legged animal a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, what’s a tiger?
A: Stri-ped.

Q: How are tigers are like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!

Q: Where does a tiger sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!

Q: How do tigers describe themselves?
A: Purr-fect!

Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for pooh.

Q: What happened when the tiger ate the comedian ?
A: He felt funny !