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Loading...What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.
What’s the best way to catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Where do squirrels go when they have a nervous breakdown?
To the nut-house.
Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground
Will those do you P ?