Sharks jazz musician

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Q: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
A: Reefer!

Razor Shark

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Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Sharks likes fast food

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Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Most popular comic strip

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Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts

Marine biologists

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Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
A: “My shark ate it!”

Card shark

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Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK

Love shark

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Q: What was the sharks favorites song
A: Love Shark

Shark throw his Clock

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Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!

Shark Tem-sempra

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Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra

Different between OJ simpson

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Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence…

Tastes funny too

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Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’

Caramel coated popcorn

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Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
A: Cracker Sharks

Swim far-far away

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Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!

Shark favourite doustin

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Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film
A: Midnight Caudal

Stand up comedy

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Q: Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark? A: She bites!

Make shark laugh

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Q: How do you make a shark laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.

Mulatto scuba

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Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A mulatto scuba diver who has just been mauled to death by a shark

Sharks so partiotic

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Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish

Shark in blennder

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Q: What’s better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender

A swell shark

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Q: What is the keenest kind of shark?
A: A swellshark!

Shark make the best

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Q: What kind of sharks make the best pog players?
A: Slammerheads!

Live in Ocean and not

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Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
A: The sky is Jet territory

Shark favourite Chraracter

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Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Michael Shark

Opposable thumbs

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Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs

Just like flipper

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Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!

Jawsome

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Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME

Shark Elvis’s biggest hit

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Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit?
A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark

Buy Sharks on wall streets

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Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!

Politically savy

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Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria

King Arthurs

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Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.

Human balls

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Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.