Sharks like to drink

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Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink
A: Jaw-va

Crazy shark

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Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy

Shark puppeteers

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Q: Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!

Try to Comfort his friend

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Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
A: “its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky”

Dorsal Day

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Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day

Home schooled

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Q: Did the shark who was raised by fish receive any education?
A: Yes, he was home-schooled (in a school of fish)

Street Sharks get arrested

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Q: why did the street sharks get arrested
A: dorsal profiling

Sharks favourite smell

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Q: What is a shark’s favorite smell?
A: Human blood.

Quarter pounder

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Q: What would they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a hypothetical McDonalds for sharks
A: a quarter flounder with cheese

Slow Swimmers

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Q: What do you call the stuff between a shark’s teeth?
A: Slow Swimmers.

Cross a shark

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Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler?
A: An abomination unto God Himself

terrible lawyers

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Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They’re too nice!

Sharks attacks lawyer

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Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!

Shark Elected president

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Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
A: James K. Shark

Sharks favourtie tim button

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Q: What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
A: Edward Scissorfins

Kinda sandwitch

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Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

U can touch this

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Q: What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
A: An M.C. Hammerhead.

Swimming in Circles

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Q: Why did the shark commit suicide
A: He was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles

Cross a parrot

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Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: an animal that talks your head off.

Orson welles

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Q: What was the sharks favorite Orson Welles movie
A: Citizen Kane-i-kokala

Sharks crime

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Q: What kind of photographs do shark crime scene investigators use?
A: Placoid photos

Sharks jazz musician

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Q: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
A: Reefer!

Razor Shark

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Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Sharks likes fast food

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Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Most popular comic strip

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Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts

Marine biologists

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Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
A: “My shark ate it!”

Card shark

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Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK

Love shark

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Q: What was the sharks favorites song
A: Love Shark

Shark throw his Clock

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Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!

Shark Tem-sempra

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Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra

Different between OJ simpson

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Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence…

Tastes funny too

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Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’