Politically savy

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Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria

King Arthurs

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Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.

Human balls

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Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.

Shark Avoid serving

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Q: How did the shark avoid serving in the army?
A: He was a conscientious ob-shark-ter

Shark joke

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Q: Why did the shark joke book writer’s wife leave him?
A: She wanted to start a relationship with that blond-haired meathead who “wrote” 200 Gross Jokes

Shark cross the great barrier

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Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: To get to the other TIDE

What rubbish

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Q: What’s worse than one shark coming to dinner?
A: Two sharks coming to dinner

Bluberring about

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Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A :What are u blubbering about?

Shark Hudson

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Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
A: Shark Hudson

Shark eart for dinner

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Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!

Shark plied in the mother

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Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!

Shark cross the road

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Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Solitary sharks

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Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A “lone” (loan) shark

Lumberjack sharks

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Q: Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
A: He chose log-shark (logic)

Shark favourite james

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Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s wake

Shark terk

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Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek

Sharks favourite century

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Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp

Teenage sharks

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Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
A: MyShark

Sharks boogers

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Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!

Vampire shark

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Q: What’s worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark

Who was sharks favourite

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Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Dwight K. Shark

Sharks message norwagien

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Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!

Need a Bigger condom

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Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having sex?
A: “we’re going to need a bigger condom!”

Sharks is always quoting

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Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark

Mommy sharks and daddy

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Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other

Sharks like to drink

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Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink
A: Jaw-va

Crazy shark

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Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy

Shark puppeteers

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Q: Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!

Try to Comfort his friend

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Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
A: “its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky”

Dorsal Day

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Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day