Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Michael Shark
Shark Jokes
Opposable thumbs
Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs
Just like flipper
Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!
Shark Elvis’s biggest hit
Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit?
A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark
Jawsome
Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME
Where are sharks from?
Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.
Buy Sharks on wall streets
Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!
Politically savy
Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria
King Arthurs
Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.
Human balls
Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.
Shark cross the great barrier
Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: To get to the other TIDE
What rubbish
Q: What’s worse than one shark coming to dinner?
A: Two sharks coming to dinner
Bluberring about
Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A :What are u blubbering about?
Shark Hudson
Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
A: Shark Hudson
Shark eart for dinner
Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!
Shark plied in the mother
Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!
Shark cross the road
Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!
Solitary sharks
Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A “lone” (loan) shark
Lumberjack sharks
Q: Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
A: He chose log-shark (logic)
Shark favourite james
Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s wake
Deaf , dumb and blind shark
Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
A: Finball
British sharks want to eat
Q: What do British sharks like to eat?
A: Fish and kids!
Shark terk
Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek
Sharks favourite century
Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp
Teenage sharks
Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
A: MyShark
Sharks boogers
Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!
Vampire shark
Q: What’s worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark
Who was sharks favourite
Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Dwight K. Shark
Sharks message norwagien
Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!
Need a Bigger condom
Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having sex?
A: “we’re going to need a bigger condom!”
Favourtie college student shark
Q: What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
A: Finsbook
Sharks is always quoting
Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark
Shark Favourtie Substance
Q: What’s a shark favorite substance?
A: Reefer
Mommy sharks and daddy
Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other
Crazy shark
Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy