Q: What would they call a quarter pounder with cheese at a hypothetical McDonalds for sharks
A: a quarter flounder with cheese

Q: What do you call the stuff between a shark’s teeth?
A: Slow Swimmers.

Q: What do you get if you cross a shark with a Rottweiler?
A: An abomination unto God Himself

Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They’re too nice!

Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!

Q: Who was the first shark elected president of the united states?
A: James K. Shark

Q: What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
A: Edward Scissorfins

Q: What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Q: What do you call a shark that can’t stop singing “U Cant Touch This?”
A: An M.C. Hammerhead.

Q: Why did the shark commit suicide
A: He was tired of feeling like he was swimming in circles

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: an animal that talks your head off.

Q: What was the sharks favorite Orson Welles movie
A: Citizen Kane-i-kokala

Q: What kind of photographs do shark crime scene investigators use?
A: Placoid photos

Q: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
A: Reefer!

Q: What do sharks call human children?
A: Appetizers.

Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts

Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
A: “My shark ate it!”

Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK

Q: What was the sharks favorites song
A: Love Shark

Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!

Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra

Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence…

Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’

Q: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
A: Cracker Sharks

Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!

Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film
A: Midnight Caudal

Q: Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark? A: She bites!

Q: How do you make a shark laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A mulatto scuba diver who has just been mauled to death by a shark

Q: What is a sharks favorite bible story
A: Noah’s SHARK

Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish

Q: What’s better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender