Q: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
A: Reefer!
Shark Jokes
Sharks call human “children”
Q: What do sharks call human children?
A: Appetizers.
Razor Shark
Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!
Sharks likes fast food
Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
Most popular comic strip
Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts
Marine biologists
Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
A: “My shark ate it!”
Card shark
Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK
Love shark
Q: What was the sharks favorites song
A: Love Shark
Shark throw his Clock
Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!
Shark Tem-sempra
Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra
Different between OJ simpson
Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence…
Tastes funny too
Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’
Sharks presents on christmas
Q: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Caramel coated popcorn
Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
A: Cracker Sharks
Swim far-far away
Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!
Shark favourite doustin
Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film
A: Midnight Caudal
Stand up comedy
Q: Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark? A: She bites!
Make shark laugh
Q: How do you make a shark laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.
Mulatto scuba
Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A mulatto scuba diver who has just been mauled to death by a shark
Sharks favourite bible story
Q: What is a sharks favorite bible story
A: Noah’s SHARK
Sharks so partiotic
Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish
Shark in blennder
Q: What’s better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender
A swell shark
Q: What is the keenest kind of shark?
A: A swellshark!
Shark make the best
Q: What kind of sharks make the best pog players?
A: Slammerheads!
Live in Ocean and not
Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
A: The sky is Jet territory
Shark favourite Chraracter
Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Michael Shark
Opposable thumbs
Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs
Just like flipper
Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!
Jawsome
Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME
Shark Elvis’s biggest hit
Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit?
A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark
Where are sharks from?
Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.
Buy Sharks on wall streets
Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!
Politically savy
Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria
King Arthurs
Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.
Human balls
Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.