Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria

Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.

Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.

Q: How did the shark avoid serving in the army?
A: He was a conscientious ob-shark-ter

Q: Why did the shark joke book writer’s wife leave him?
A: She wanted to start a relationship with that blond-haired meathead who “wrote” 200 Gross Jokes

Q: Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?
A: To get to the other TIDE

Q: What’s worse than one shark coming to dinner?
A: Two sharks coming to dinner

Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A :What are u blubbering about?

Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actor
A: Shark Hudson

Q: What does a shark eat for dinner?
A: Whatever it wants!

Q: What did the shark plead in the murder case?
A: Not gill-ty!

Q: Why did the shark cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: What do you call a solitary shark
A: A “lone” (loan) shark

Q: Why didnt the lumberjack shark believe in God
A: He chose log-shark (logic)

Q: What was the shark;s favorite James Joyce novel
A: FINnegan’s wake

Q: What did the deaf, dumb and blind shark excel at?
A: Finball

Q: What do British sharks like to eat?
A: Fish and kids!

Q: What is a sharks favorite sci-fi show
A: Shark Trek

Q: Who was the shark’s favorite 20th century art figure?
A: Marcel DuChomp

Q: What was the teenage sharks favorite internet site
A: MyShark

Q: Whats green and gross and lives under the sea?
A: Shark boogers!

Q: What’s worse than being bitten by a shark?
A: Being bitten by a vampire shark

Q: Who was the sharks second favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Dwight K. Shark

Q: Who was the shark’s favorite Norwegian painter?
A: Edvard Munch!

Q: What did the teenage sharks say when they were having sex?
A: “we’re going to need a bigger condom!”

Q: What was the college student sharks favorite internet site?
A: Finsbook

Q: What kind of shark is always quoting Shakespeare?
A: A bard shark

Q: What’s a shark favorite substance?
A: Reefer

Q: why did the mommy shark and daddy shark get divorced
A: they no longer loved each other

Q: What do yuppie sharks like to drink
A: Jaw-va

Q: how did the crazy shark become normal again
A: electro shark therapy

Q: Why aren’t there any shark puppeteers?
A: They have no hands!

Q: What was the shark’s favorite Pixar movie?
A: Eating Nemo

Q: What did one shark say to try to comfort a friend who had just gotten out of a relationship
A: “its ok there are plenty of other birds in the sky”

Q: Who is the shark communitys favorite 1950s film actress
A: Dorsal Day