Q: What was the shark jazz musician’s favorite illegal substance?
A: Reefer!

Q: What do sharks call human children?
A: Appetizers.

Q: Why are shark comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts

Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
A: “My shark ate it!”

Q: What kind of shark is always gambling?
A: A CARDSHARK

Q: What was the sharks favorites song
A: Love Shark

Q: Why did the shark throw his clock out the window?
A: He wanted to see time fly!

Q: What magical spell causes the victim to bleed profusely?
A: Shark-temsempra

Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the Sharks?
A: OJ Simpson had a more credible defence…

Q: What did one shark say to the other after eating a clown fish?
A: ‘Not only does it look funny, but it tastes funny too.’

Q: Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!

Q: What brand of caramel-coated popcorn and peanuts do sharks prefer?
A: Cracker Sharks

Q: What should you do if you see a shark?
A: Swim far, far away!

Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film
A: Midnight Caudal

Q: Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark? A: She bites!

Q: How do you make a shark laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A mulatto scuba diver who has just been mauled to death by a shark

Q: What is a sharks favorite bible story
A: Noah’s SHARK

Q: Why are sharks so patriotic?
A: They are marine fish

Q: What’s better than a shark in a blender?
A: Two sharks in a blender

Q: What is the keenest kind of shark?
A: A swellshark!

Q: What kind of sharks make the best pog players?
A: Slammerheads!

Q: Why do sharks live in the ocean and not the sky
A: The sky is Jet territory

Q: Who was the sharks favorite character on NBC’s “The Office”
A: Michael Shark

Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs

Q: WHat doe a shark like to watch on tv
A: Anything but Flipper!

Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME

Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit?
A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark

Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.

Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!

Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria

Q: What is King Arthur?s favorite fish?
A: A swordfish.

Q: What do cat sharks cough up?
A: Human balls.