Q : How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A : Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Q : Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses to the Christmas party?
A: Because he didn’t want to be recognised!

Q :Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A : Comet!

Q : When should you give reindeer milk to a baby?
A: When its a baby reindeer!

Q : how can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
A : You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

Q : Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
A : “Rude”-olph!

One day, Santa saw a young deer with a glowing nose of red…he smiled at him and waved to young creature. The deer dropped his bottle of gin and exclaimed “Oh Sh!t…it’s Santa!” And ran away. Santa rubbed his beard and shook his head. “I think I’ll call that one Rude-off.”

Q : Why is Prancer always wet?
A : Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

Q : Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
A : Because they are both tail bearers!

Q : What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
A : Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

Q : How do you get into Donner’s house?
A : You ring the “deer”-bell!

Q : What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A : A pony sleigh station!

Q : What do you call a blind reindeer?
A : No eye deer (no idea)

Q : What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
A : Reiiindeer

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? “Horn”-aments!

Q : What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
A : She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!

Q : Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?
A : “Rude”-olph!

Q : Why are there twelve reindeer?
A : No reason!

Q : Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
A : Because he was tied to a chicken!

Q : Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
A : No, he was “elf”-taught!

Q : How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A : He looks at his calen-“deer”!

Q : Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
A : Because every buck is dear to him!

Q : Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
A : Because they are both tail bearers

Q : Why is Prancer always wet?
A : Because he’s a “rain”-deer!

What’s red and white and gives presents to gazelles? Santelope!

Q : Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
A : Because they would look silly in plastic macs!

Q : Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
A : The smallest ones!

Q :What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
A : “Horn”-aments!

Q : Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer also works as a maid?
A : Yup! Comet cleans sinks!

Q : What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
A : “Elk”-a-seltzer!

Q : How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
A : Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Q : What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
A : This one will “sleigh” you!

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa’s reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should’ve known… ONLY women would be able to drag a fat jolly old man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

Where do the reindeer like to stop for lunch? “Deery” Queen!

Q : What’s red and green and guides Santa’s sleigh?
A : Rudolph the red-nosed pickle!