Q: When does a Raccoon go “moo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: What do you call a Raccoon that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!

Q: Why did the Raccoon cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Q: What did the grape say when the Raccoon stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

A guy brings a raccoon home , tells his wife it’s a pet. She asks , “Where are you going to keep it?” He repies , “In the bedroom.” “But what about that horrible nasty smell?’ , she asks. “I got used to you , I’m sure he will too!

Q: What do you call an Raccoon with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!