Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!

Q: What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and an odd rabbit?
A: One is a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny!

Q: What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?
A: Hopscotch!

Q: Where do rabbits learn how to fly?
A: In the hare force!

Q: What do rabbits put in their computers?
A: Hoppy disks!

Q: What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A: A 14 carrot ring!

Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist.

Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A: A hare dryer!

Q: What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
A: Two rabbits on Rollerblades!

Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?

Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?
A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!

Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!

Q: What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the
A: Rabbit Hood.

Q: Why did the bunny say to the duck?
A: You quack me up!

Q: Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summertime?
A: They have hare conditioning!

Q: What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A: Deviled eggs!

Q: Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Q: What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.

Q: Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
A: Rabbit De Niro!

Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A: They went on their bunnymoon!

Q: Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
A: He was a millionhare!

Q: What do you get when you cross an insect and a rabbit?
A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!

Q: What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A: A hare-cut.

Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!

Q: What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A: A chili dog on a bun!

Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!

Q: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing at you.

Q: Where do rabbits work?
A: At IHOP restaurants!

Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!

Q: Why did the rabbit like the adventure?
A: It was a “hare-raising tail”

Q :Why does the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party?
A: Because he is a party pooper.

Q: Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
A: She was fed up with the hole thing!

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!