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3. Penguins get money

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5. Ice Burgers

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6. At the South Pole

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7. Perguins drive shittt

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8. In a Snow Bank

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9. Polar bears wont eat Penguins

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10. On the Rocks

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12. Freeze a jolly

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14. Penguins are good drivers

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15. Got any Pockets

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16. Penguins on a rampage

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19. Lion eaten your mother

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21. Ten Pounds

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22. Sun burned Zebra

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