Penguin In a Gas station

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A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. While doing thisthe clerk spots two penguins sitting on the back seat of the car. He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?” The man in the car says, “I found them. I asked myself what to do with them but, I haven’t a clue.” The clerk ponders a bit then says, “You should take them to the zoo.” “Yeah, that’s a good idea,” says the man in the car and drives away. The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car. “Hey, they’re still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo!” “Oh, I did,” says the driver, “and we had a great time. Today I’m taking them to the beach.”

Aunt Arctica

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Q: Whats a penguins favorite relative?
A: Aunt Arctica!

Got any Pockets

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Q: Why do Penguins carry fish in their beaks?
A: Because they haven’t got any pockets.

In a Snow Bank

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Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snow bank!

Penguins get money

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Q: Were do penguins get money from?
A: A fishbank.

Polar bears wont eat Penguins

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Why don’t Polar Bears eat Penguins?
They can’t get the wrappers off.

Embarrased Penguin

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Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: An embarrassed penguin.

March Of Penguins

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Q: What did Morgan Freeman say when Penguins told him they liked March of the Penguins?
A: Why the hell was I narrating it if Penguins can talk

Penguin Catch at night

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Q: What kind of fish do Penguins catch at night?
A: Starfish.

Penguins are good drivers

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Q. Why are penguins such good racing drivers ?
A. Because they are always in pole position.

On the Rocks

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Q: How do Penguins drink their cola?
A: On the rocks.

Emperior Penguin

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Q: What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
A: Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.

Freeze a jolly

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Q: What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow.

Perguins drive shittt

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Q. What do penguins drive ?
A. Arcticulated Trucks

Penguins In Revolving Door

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Q: What’s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.

Penguins on a rampage

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: a penguin on a rampage

Penguins in Desert

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Q: What do you call a penguin in the desert?
A: Lost!

Ice Burgers

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Q: What do penguins eat for lunch?
A: Ice-burgers!

Its whale Of a Tale

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Q: Have you heard of Flight of the Penguins (sequel to March)?
A: Its a whale of a tale

Penguin Rolling Down

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Q: What’s black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A penguin rolling down a hill

Brrrritos like

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Q: What do Penguins like to eat?
A: Brrrrrrrritos.

At the South Pole

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Q: Where do penguins go swimming?
A: At the South Pool!