Q: What’s llama’s favourite film?
A: Llamadeus

Q: What did the llama say to his friend?
A: Is your mama a llama?

Q: What do you call a very fast llama?
A: a Llamagini

Q: What’s the diffrenece between llamas and alpacas?
A: Alpacas have more dark meat!

Q: Who is the llama spiritual leader?
A: The Dalai Llama

Q: Why aren’t llamas in rodeos?
A: `Cause they ain’t ticklish!

Q: What did they llama say to the blade of grass?
A: Nice knawing you!

Q: What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: Why did the llama fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead

Q: What did the llama have for dinner?
A: Llama-ables

Q: What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night?
A: They tell each other scary llama stories.

Q: What did the camel say to the llama?
A: Let me teach you how to spit.

Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
A: llamanated