Water polo

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde water-polo player?
A: His horse drowned

Stable diet

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Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.

Always said neigh

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Q: Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude?
A: She always said Neigh

Jockey communicate

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Q: How does a winning jockey communicate with his horse?
A: He lays his cards on the stable.

Stable tennis

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Q: What is a young Colts favorite sport?
A: Stable Tennis.

Old neigh-vy

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Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!

Horse name was Friday

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Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse’s name was Friday!

Little Whrose

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Q: What do you call a promiscious pony?
A: A Little Whorse

Horse lives next door

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Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!

Waiter say to the horse

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Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.

Horse say to other horse

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Q: What did one horse say to the other horse?
A: The pace is familiar but I can’t remember the mane.

Horse like Fast food

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Q: What do race horses eat?
A: Fast Food.

Naked Horse

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Q: Why was the horse naked?
A: Because the jockey fell off.

Neigh buzz

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Q: What do you get if you cross a horse with a bee?
A: Neigh buzz

Cowboy get stallion

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Q: How does a cowboy get a stallion to do odd jobs around the farm?
A: Pay him under the stable.

Pony express

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Q: What’s the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express.

Southern hospitality

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Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!

Beardy horse

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Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred

Scary female Horse

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Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!

Call horses in box

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Q: What do you call 144 horses in a box?
A: Gross!

Large fortune

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Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.

Why the long face

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Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: “Why the long face?

Southern Hospitaltiy

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Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!

Horses go when they sick

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Q: Where do horses go when they’re sick?
A: The horsepital!

Horse that lose a race

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Q: What do you call a horse that can’t lose a race?
A: Sherbet

Vampires like horse racing

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Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it’s neck and neck

Horse Cross the road

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Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!

Horses bad manners

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Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!

In tha pasture

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Q: Where do you put 2 horses that just broken up?
A: In the pasture

Macintosh Computer

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Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh

Tell a runaway horse

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Q: What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?
A: A tale of WHOA!

Cute Friday

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Q: A man from the olden days rode into town on his horse he spended six days and left on Friday how is this possible?
A: Friday was the name of his horse.

Get a horse drunk

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Q: How do you get a horse drunk?
A: Drink him under the stable.

Kind of horses

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Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
A: Nightmares!