Q: What do you call a fashionable hippopotamus?
A: A hippo-ster.

Q: How do you say hello to a hippopotamus?
A: Hi-po!

Q: What time is it when a hippo sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!

Q: What do you call a hippo with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Q: What do you call a long haired hippo?
A: A hippy

Q: What do you call a lazy hippo?
A: A hippopota-mess!

Q: What do you call a hippo in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!

Q: What is as big as a hippo but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!

Q: What’s more amazing than a talking hippo?
A: A spelling bee!

Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Q: How do you make sure a hippo is telling you the truth?
A: Make him take the Hippocratic Oath.

Q: How do you inoculate a hippo?
A: With a hippodermic needle.

Q: How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
A: Hipponotism.

Q: What do you call a naughty hippopotamus in nature?
A: Hip Hop Hooray…Ho..Hey…Ho.

A guy brings a Hippo home , tells his wife it’s a pet.
She asks , “Where are you going to keep it?”
He replies , “In the bedroom.”
“But what about that horrible nasty smell?” ,
she asks. “I got used to you ,
I’m sure he will too!”

Q: What do you call a mean hippo?
A: A hippocrite

A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Hippo sitting next to him. “Are you a Hippo?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The Hippopotamus replied, “Well, I liked the book.”

Q: What happens when hippos get too cold?
A: They get hippothermia.

Q: What’s a hippos favourite kind of music?
A: Hip-hop

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah. Three weeks later, a Hippopotamus walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the Hippos mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the Hippo. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

Q: What did the grape say when the hippopotamus stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Q: When does a hippo go “mooooo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!