Q: What do you call a lazy hippo?
A: A hippopota-mess!
Hippopotamus Jokes
Hippo in phone booth
Q: What do you call a hippo in a phone booth?
A: Stuck!
Big as hippo
Q: What is as big as a hippo but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
Spelling bee
Q: What’s more amazing than a talking hippo?
A: A spelling bee!
Hippo cross the road
Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
hippcratic Oath
Q: How do you make sure a hippo is telling you the truth?
A: Make him take the Hippocratic Oath.
mic needle
Q: How do you inoculate a hippo?
A: With a hippodermic needle.
Hippontism
Q: How can you get a hippo to do whatever you want?
A: Hipponotism.
Naughty Hippopotamus
Q: What do you call a naughty hippopotamus in nature?
A: Hip Hop Hooray…Ho..Hey…Ho.
My nasty smell wife
A guy brings a Hippo home , tells his wife it’s a pet.
She asks , “Where are you going to keep it?”
He replies , “In the bedroom.”
“But what about that horrible nasty smell?” ,
she asks. “I got used to you ,
I’m sure he will too!”
hippocrite
Q: What do you call a mean hippo?
A: A hippocrite
Smart Hippopotamus
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Hippo sitting next to him. “Are you a Hippo?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The Hippopotamus replied, “Well, I liked the book.”
hippothermia
Q: What happens when hippos get too cold?
A: They get hippothermia.
Hipp-hop
Q: What’s a hippos favourite kind of music?
A: Hip-hop
Devout Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah. Three weeks later, a Hippopotamus walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the Hippos mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the Hippo. “Your name is written inside the cover.”
A little wine
Q: What did the grape say when the hippopotamus stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Hippo learns language
Q: When does a hippo go “mooooo”?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Fashionable hippopotamus
Q: What do you call a fashionable hippopotamus?
A: A hippo-ster.
Hi -po
Q: How do you say hello to a hippopotamus?
A: Hi-po!
Ugly hippo
Q: What time is it when a hippo sits on your bed?
A: Time to get a new bed!
Hippo with carrot
Q: What do you call a hippo with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
Long heaird hippo
Q: What do you call a long haired hippo?
A: A hippy