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2. what are you doing?

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3. Drinking Eve

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4. Drinking shaun

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5. foolish

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6. pogo stick

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9. Rubs its legs

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10. Ugly boy

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11. Blind Jockey in a race

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12. Wanted to skydive

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16. Barney in an elevator

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17. Giraffe snots

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18. Sharks boogers

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19. Woody the wood pickle

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20. Stupid one !

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21. Dinosaur shot

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22. Hot frog

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23. Green Pistachio Nuts

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