Q :What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
A : As little as possible, dummy!

Q:How did Gertie Gorilla make the ‘Playboy’ Calendar?
A:She was ‘Miss Ape-ril!’

Q :Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
A :An ape-ricot sour!

Q :What gives a gorilla good taste?
A: Four years in an Ivy League school!

Q: What is a ape’s favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!

Q: What do you call a gorilla playing quidditch?
A: A hairy potter!!

Q: Why don’t the gorillas in the jungle play poker any more?
A: There are just too many Cheetahs.

Q :How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
A: He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Q: Why did the gorilla go to the doctor?
A: Because his banana wasn’t peeling very well!

Q : How do you make a Gorilla float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

Q :What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
A: The Apey-cees!

Q: What do gorillas do when they go mad?
A: Go bananas!

Q :How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
A : He had seen a sign saying, ‘Uncle Simian Wants You!’

Q :Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
A : Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!

Q :Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
A :His balk was worse than his bite!

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

Q :How does a Gorilla become another animal?
A : When a Mafia don hires a ‘big Gorilla’ to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!

Q: What’s a monkey’s favourite drink?
A: A sas-gorilla.

Q : How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
A : She was the beast of the show!

Q : What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
A : Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!

Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.

Q: What is a gorilla’s favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

Q: How do gorillas get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!

Q :What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
A: A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Q:What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
A:Ape Suzettes!

Q: What’s a chimpanzee’s favourite music band?
A: The Gorillaz!

Q :What does a Gorilla attorney study?
A :The Law of the jungle!

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: They have big fingers.

Q :Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?
A : Hairy Truman!

Q:What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?
A: A Kong-vict!

Q:What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?
A:Anything it wants!

Q :What’s black, hairy, and writes under water?
A : A ball-point gorilla!

Q: What sort of key does a gorilla need to open a banana?
A: A monk-key!

Q :How do you make a Gorilla laugh?
A :Tell it a whale of a tale!

Q: Where do gorillas like to get their hair cut?
A: Vidal Baboon!