Q: What do monkeys do when they’re mad at each other?
A: They have a Gorilla war!
Gorilla Jokes
Gorilla with Machine
Q: What’s black and dangerous and lives in a tree?
A: A gorilla with a machine gun.
Monkey cook his toast
Q: Where does a monkey cook his toast ?
A: Under a gorilla!
Its Shadow
Q: What is as big as a gorilla but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
Banarama..
Q: What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group?
A: Bananarama!
Sitting your school desk
Q: What should you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your school desk?
A: Sit somewhere else!
Gorilla Sunday
Q :How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?
A: Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
He had little Ape-tude
Q :Why did the Gorilla fail English?
A : He had little Ape-titude!
Gorilla welfare
Q :Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
A : Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Gorilla most wanted
Q :Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
A :The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
The Bear Hug
Q :Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?
A :The bear hug!
Gorilla charge by Credit card
Q: How do you stop a gorilla from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
The Apes Of Wrath
Q : Which author do the Gorillas love most?
A: Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’
Animal Crackers
Q :When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
A: The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
The Naked Ape!
Q :Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
A : The Naked Ape!
Gorila griller
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)
Raised in a Zoo
Q: Why are gorillas so noisy?
A: They were raised in a zoo!
Gorilla in the soup
Q: Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?
A: Did you ever hear a customer complain ‘Waiter, there’s a Gorilla in my soup!’
George Washington
Q :What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?
A : As little as possible, dummy!
Miss Ape-ril!
Q:How did Gertie Gorilla make the ‘Playboy’ Calendar?
A:She was ‘Miss Ape-ril!’
An ape-ricot Sour
Q :Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
A :An ape-ricot sour!
Lvy League School
Q :What gives a gorilla good taste?
A: Four years in an Ivy League school!
Bab-boom-orang!
Q: What is a ape’s favourite toy?
A: A Bab-boom-orang!
Gorilla playing quiddtich
Q: What do you call a gorilla playing quidditch?
A: A hairy potter!!
Gorilla are cheetahs
Q: Why don’t the gorillas in the jungle play poker any more?
A: There are just too many Cheetahs.
Dog Warm Its Master
Q :How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?
A: He barked g-r-r-r-illa!
Peeling well..
Q: Why did the gorilla go to the doctor?
A: Because his banana wasn’t peeling very well!
Gorilla Float
Q : How do you make a Gorilla float?
A: Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
Gorrila learn First in th eschool
Q :What does a Gorilla learn first in school?
A: The Apey-cees!
Go bananas
Q: What do gorillas do when they go mad?
A: Go bananas!
Uncle simian wants you
Q :How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge?
A : He had seen a sign saying, ‘Uncle Simian Wants You!’
Girl wedds with invisible man
Q :Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
A : Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!
Worst then a bite
Q :Why couldn’t the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?
A :His balk was worse than his bite!
Big Fingers
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!
The Law Of The Jungle
Q :What does a Gorilla attorney study?
A :The Law of the jungle!