Q :What do you call a goat with a beard?
A :Goatee!

Q :What do you call a redneck who owns 6 goats?
A :A pimp.

Q :What do you call a goat on a mountain?
A :Hillbilly.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat! Goat who?
Goat to believe in magic.

Q :What do you call a goat dressed like a clown?
A :A silly billy.

Q :What do you call the best ‘butter’ on the farm?
A :A goat!

Q :What do you call a spastic goat?
A :Billy the kid.

Q :What do you call a Spanish goat with no back legs?
A :Gracias.

Q :What do you call a goat with one ear?
A :Van goat.

Q :What do you call a goat hosting the Oscars?
A :Billy Crystal.

Q :What do you call a goat at sea?
A :Billy Ocean.

Q :What do you call an unemployed goat?
A :Billy Idol.

Q :What do you call a goat that was married to Angelina Jolie?
A :Billy Bob Thorton.

Q :What do you call a goat playing the piano?
A :Billy Joel.

Q :What do you call a goat listening to country music?
A :Billy Ray Cyrus.

Q :What do you call a goat that lip syncs?
A :Billy-Vanilli.

Q :What do you call a billy secret agent?
A :Goateneye.