Haha Long Arm of the Law

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Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?
A: Long-arm of the Law !

Two Giraffes Collide

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Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.

Giraffe like fast food

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Q: Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe, you’ve seen a maul.

They Smell Nasty

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Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because their feet smell!

High Bollocks

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Q: What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
A: One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks

Pride of Giraffe

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Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

Stumpy

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Q: What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
A: Stumpy.

Twelve foot tooth Brush

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Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A twelve-foot toothbrush

Stupid One

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Q: When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
A: When there are two of them!

Giraffe snots

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Q: Whats green and hangs from trees?
A: Giraffe snot.

Baby Giraffes

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Q: What do giraffes have that no one else has?
A: Baby giraffes!