Q: Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe, you’ve seen a maul.

Q: Why do giraffes have long necks?
A: Because their feet smell!

Q: What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
A: a GIRRAFT.

Q: What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
A: One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks

Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
A: A twelve-foot toothbrush

Q: What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
A: Stumpy.

Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
A: I’d like to get to gnaw you.

Q: When does a giraffe have 8 legs?
A: When there are two of them!

Q: What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A: A longshot.

Q: Whats green and hangs from trees?
A: Giraffe snot.

Q: What do giraffes have that no one else has?
A: Baby giraffes!

Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?
A: Long-arm of the Law !

Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.