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2. Rat and Hamester

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3. I’m waiting on my house

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4. Croaka-Cola

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5. Toad’s Favourtie Candy

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6. Not so strong tonight, are you Batman?

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7. I got in the back seat by mistake

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8. foolish

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11. Play cards in Jungle

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13. Gorilla are cheetahs

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14. Chicken wanted to play squash

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15. Hot croaka

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16. toad favourite place to eat

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17. Toads favourite game

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18. Toads lay so many Eggs

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19. Croakus

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20. Coraka cola

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21. End of th window

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22. Lollihops :D

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23. Toads leave their Hats and Coats

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24. Alligators does Tricks

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