Q :What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
A :Hopera

Q :Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A :A hot frog!

Q :What does a frog say when it sees something great?
A :Toadly awesome!

Q :What do frogs drink?
A :Hot croako!

Q :What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A :Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Q :Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
A :He was afraid of getting toad!

Q :How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
A :He jumps on the bandwagon.

Q :What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A :An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.

Q :Whats a frogs favorite game?
A :It’s croak-et!

Q :What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A :Hop in!

Q :How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
A :They sit eggsaminations!

Q :What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A :A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Q :What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A :Finding half an apple!

Q :What kind of shoes to frogs like?
A :Open toad sandals!

Q :Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
A :He wanted to robbit.

Q :Did you hear about the frog who drowned?
A :She jumped off the deep end.

Q :Why are frogs so happy?
A :They eat watever bugs them!

Q :What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
A :Gross!

Q :What is a frogs favorite place to eat?
A :At ihop!

Q :What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A :A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Q :What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A :Open toad!

Q :How do you make frog legs?
A :In a croak=pot.

Q :Where do you get frogs eggs?
A :At the spawn shop!

Q :What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A :A tadpole!

Q :Did you hear about the frog with glasses?
A :He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

Q :What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
A :Morse toad!

Q :What is a frogs favorite time?
A :Leap Year!

Q :What’s a frogs favorite flower?
A :A croakus!

Q :What do you call a frog spy?
A :A croak and dagger agent!

Q :What do drunk toads play?
A :Hop-scotch

Q :What’s a toads favorite candy?
A :Lollihops!

Q :What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A :A jumprope!

Q :What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
A :Unhoppy!

Q :What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A :Toad.

Q :How did the toad die?
A :He simply croaked!