Hot frog

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Q :Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A :A hot frog!

Toadly Owsum

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Q :What does a frog say when it sees something great?
A :Toadly awesome!

Hot croaka!

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Q :What do frogs drink?
A :Hot croako!

Bulfrogs

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Q :What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A :Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Afraid of getting toad

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Q :Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
A :He was afraid of getting toad!

Baseball player with Frog

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Q :What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A :An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.

Frogs favourite game

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Q :Whats a frogs favorite game?
A :It’s croak-et!

Hop-in

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Q :What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A :Hop in!

Frogs haven’t so many legs

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Q :How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
A :They sit eggsaminations!

Lifetime ban on frogs

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Q :What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A :A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Finding half an apple

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Q :What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A :Finding half an apple!

Open Toad Sandals

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Q :What kind of shoes to frogs like?
A :Open toad sandals!

Frog with a gun

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Q :Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
A :He wanted to robbit.

She jumper off the deep

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Q :Did you hear about the frog who drowned?
A :She jumped off the deep end.

Frogs are happy

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Q :Why are frogs so happy?
A :They eat watever bugs them!

Call 114 frogs

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Q :What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
A :Gross!

Frogs favourite place

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Q :What is a frogs favorite place to eat?
A :At ihop!

Difference between Cat and Frog

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Q :What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A :A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Frogs wear

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Q :What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A :Open toad!

Make Forg Legs

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Q :How do you make frog legs?
A :In a croak=pot.

At the Spawn shop

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Q :Where do you get frogs eggs?
A :At the spawn shop!

Tadpole

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Q :What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A :A tadpole!

Hopthalmologist

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Q :Did you hear about the frog with glasses?
A :He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

Morse Toad

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Q :What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
A :Morse toad!

Leap year

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Q :What is a frogs favorite time?
A :Leap Year!

Frog favourite Flower

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Q :What’s a frogs favorite flower?
A :A croakus!

Call a Spy Frog

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Q :What do you call a frog spy?
A :A croak and dagger agent!

Hop-scotch

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Q :What do drunk toads play?
A :Hop-scotch

Cross snake and frog

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Q :What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A :A jumprope!

Frog with no hind legs

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Q :What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
A :Unhoppy!

Illegaly Parked Frog

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Q :What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A :Toad.

Toad die

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Q :How did the toad die?
A :He simply croaked!

World Weakest Animal

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Q :Whats the world weakest animal?
A :A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!