A cat told a frog “time flies when you are having fun”
The frog corrected her “Actually it’s time is fun when you’re having flies!”

Q :What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
A :Lily!

Q :Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A :He had his own frog horn!

Q :Whats the preferred car of frogs?
A :The Beetle.

Q :What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A :Star Warts!

Q :What do you get when you plant a frog?
A :A cr-oak tree.

Q :Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
A :Because he was newt to the area!

Q :What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A :A croaker spaniel!

Q :What did the bus driver say to the frog?
A :Hop on!

Q :What do you call a talking frog?
A :A quantum leap.

Q :How does a frog win a gold medal?
A :In the long jump.

A :What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Q :Lilly.

Q :What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A :French flies and a diet Croak

Q :What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
A :Hopera

Q :What does a frog say when it sees something great?
A :Toadly awesome!

Q :Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A :A hot frog!

Q :What do frogs drink?
A :Hot croako!

Q :What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A :Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Q :Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
A :He was afraid of getting toad!

Q :How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
A :He jumps on the bandwagon.

Q :What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A :An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.

Q :Whats a frogs favorite game?
A :It’s croak-et!

Q :What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A :Hop in!

Q :How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
A :They sit eggsaminations!

Q :What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A :A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Q :What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A :Finding half an apple!

Q :What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
A :Morse toad!

Q :What kind of shoes to frogs like?
A :Open toad sandals!

Q :Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
A :He wanted to robbit.

Q :Did you hear about the frog who drowned?
A :She jumped off the deep end.

Q :Why are frogs so happy?
A :They eat watever bugs them!

Q :What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
A :Gross!

Q :What is a frogs favorite place to eat?
A :At ihop!

Q :What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A :A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Q :What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A :Open toad!