Q :Why are frogs so happy?
A :They eat watever bugs them!

Q :What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
A :Gross!

Q :What is a frogs favorite place to eat?
A :At ihop!

Q :What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A :A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Q :What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
A :Open toad!

Q :How do you make frog legs?
A :In a croak=pot.

Q :Where do you get frogs eggs?
A :At the spawn shop!

Q :What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A :A tadpole!

Q :Did you hear about the frog with glasses?
A :He had to go to the Hopthalmologist.

Q :What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
A :Morse toad!

Q :What is a frogs favorite time?
A :Leap Year!

Q :What’s a frogs favorite flower?
A :A croakus!

Q :What do you call a frog spy?
A :A croak and dagger agent!

Q :What do drunk toads play?
A :Hop-scotch

Q :What’s a toads favorite candy?
A :Lollihops!

Q :What do you get when you cross a snake and a frog?
A :A jumprope!

Q :What do you call a frog with no hind legs?
A :Unhoppy!

Q :What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A :Toad.

Q :How did the toad die?
A :He simply croaked!

Q :Whats the world weakest animal?
A :A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!

Q :What do you call a rich frog?
A :A golf blooded amphibian!

Q :What do stylish frogs wear?
A :Jumpsuits!

Q :What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?
A :A hoppercraft!

Q :How do frogs die?
A :They kermit suicide!

Q :What do toads drink?
A :Croaka-cola!

Q :What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A :A croakadile.

Q :What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A :A bunny ribbit.

One day the Library was lonely with no one in it for the librarian to help. These two chickens came through the door screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian quickly got up and gave them each 5 books. The two chickens left satisfied. Just a few minutes later the same two chickens come through the door with no books screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian once again jumps up and gives each chicken 15 books this time. The chickens leave satisfied once again. Then again for the third time the chicken return screeching “bouk bouk” But this rime being suspicious the librarian gives each chicken only one book because they have still have not returned the other books. As the chickens leave the librarian slowly follows behind to see where all the books are going. The chickens come to a stop and start throwing the books into a pond where some frogs grab the books and throw them behind their back croaking “red-it red-it”

Q :What kind of music do frogs listen to?
A :Hip Hop

Q :Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
A :In the croakroom!

Q :What happens when two frogs collide?
A :They get tongue tied!

Q :Where do frogs keep their treasure?
A :In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

A cat told a frog “time flies when you are having fun”
The frog corrected her “Actually it’s time is fun when you’re having flies!”

Q :What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
A :Lily!

Q :Whats the preferred car of frogs?
A :The Beetle.