Q :What do toads drink?
A :Croaka-cola!

Q :What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A :A croakadile.

Q :What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A :A bunny ribbit.

One day the Library was lonely with no one in it for the librarian to help. These two chickens came through the door screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian quickly got up and gave them each 5 books. The two chickens left satisfied. Just a few minutes later the same two chickens come through the door with no books screeching “bouk bouk.” The librarian once again jumps up and gives each chicken 15 books this time. The chickens leave satisfied once again. Then again for the third time the chicken return screeching “bouk bouk” But this rime being suspicious the librarian gives each chicken only one book because they have still have not returned the other books. As the chickens leave the librarian slowly follows behind to see where all the books are going. The chickens come to a stop and start throwing the books into a pond where some frogs grab the books and throw them behind their back croaking “red-it red-it”

Q :What kind of music do frogs listen to?
A :Hip Hop

Q :Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?
A :In the croakroom!

Q :What happens when two frogs collide?
A :They get tongue tied!

Q :Where do frogs keep their treasure?
A :In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

A cat told a frog “time flies when you are having fun”
The frog corrected her “Actually it’s time is fun when you’re having flies!”

Q :What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
A :Lily!

Q :Whats the preferred car of frogs?
A :The Beetle.

Q :Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A :He had his own frog horn!

Q :What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?
A :Star Warts!

Q :Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
A :Because he was newt to the area!

Q :What do you get when you plant a frog?
A :A cr-oak tree.

Q :What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A :A croaker spaniel!

Q :What did the bus driver say to the frog?
A :Hop on!

Q :What do you call a talking frog?
A :A quantum leap.

Q :How does a frog win a gold medal?
A :In the long jump.

A :What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Q :Lilly.

Q :What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A :French flies and a diet Croak

Q :What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
A :Hopera

Q :Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions?
A :A hot frog!

Q :What does a frog say when it sees something great?
A :Toadly awesome!

Q :What do frogs drink?
A :Hot croako!

Q :What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A :Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!

Q :Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
A :He was afraid of getting toad!

Q :How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
A :He jumps on the bandwagon.

Q :What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A :An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.

Q :Whats a frogs favorite game?
A :It’s croak-et!

Q :What do you say to a hitchhiking frog?
A :Hop in!

Q :How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?
A :They sit eggsaminations!

Q :What do you get when you cross a frog and a pig?
A :A lifetime ban from the Muppet Show studio.

Q :What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A :Finding half an apple!

Q :What kind of shoes to frogs like?
A :Open toad sandals!