Q :Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom?
A :To get some nuts
Elephant Jokes
Too big to lose
Q :Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
A:Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”
Squash
Q :What is an elephants favorite sport?
A :Squash
Elephant with rabbit sweaters
Q :What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?
A :Warren!
Cross a parrot with elephant
Q :What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A :An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
Elephant at North pole
Q :What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A :Lost!
Let out a little wine
Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Rubbish
Q :When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
A :When it’s a baby elephant!
Both have big memories
Q :How are elephants and computers similar?
A :They both have big memories.
Swimming trucks
Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A :Swimming Trunks
Cinderelephant
Q :What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A :Cinderelephant!
Big ho peep
Q :Who lost a herd of elephants?
A :Big bo peep!
Elephant to a naked man
Q: What did the elephant say to a naked man?
A: Hey that’s cute but can you breath through it?
Elephant throw out of pool
Q :Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A :Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!
Time to get a new bad
Q :What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A :Time to get a new bed!
Name six wild animals
Q :Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
A :Students:”Four elephants and two lions!”
Falling down
Q :Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A :Because their trunks kept on falling down.
Elephant Pack his luggage
Q :Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A :In his trunk!
Grapes wine
Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Remembering long tales
Q :Why do the elephants have short tails?
A :Because they can’t remember long stories!
Wears big and grey masks
Q :What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
A :The elephantom of the opera!
Elephants afraid of cheetahs
Q :Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A :Because of all the cheetahs!
Elephant wear sneakers
Q :Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A :So that he can sneak up on mice!
Potato with elephant
Q :What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A :Mashed potatoes!
Elephant weighs nothing
Q :What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A :Its shadow!
Greys moves fastly
Q :What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A :A jet propelled elephant!
Squashed
Q :What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
A :Squashed!
Peanut butter
Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A :Peanut butter.
Elephant favourite film
Q :What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
A :You look elephantastic!
Embarrassed Elephant
Q :What’s grey but turns red?
A :An embarrassed elephant!
Passenger plane like Elephant
Q :What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant?
A :A dumbo jet.
Rabbit up the Elephant sweaters
Q :What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater?
A :Terrified!
End of me
Q :What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A :This is the end of me!
Bring toilet paper
Q :Why does the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
A :Because he is a party pooper.
Elephant with spare parts
Q :What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
A :An elephant with spare parts!