Q :How are elephants and computers similar?
A :They both have big memories.

Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A :Swimming Trunks

Q :What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A :Cinderelephant!

Q :Who lost a herd of elephants?
A :Big bo peep!

Q: What did the elephant say to a naked man?
A: Hey that’s cute but can you breath through it?

Q :Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A :Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!

Q :What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A :Time to get a new bed!

Q :Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
A :Students:”Four elephants and two lions!”

Q :Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A :Because their trunks kept on falling down.

Q :Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A :In his trunk!

Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Q :Why do the elephants have short tails?
A :Because they can’t remember long stories!

Q :What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
A :The elephantom of the opera!

Q :Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A :Because of all the cheetahs!

Q :Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A :So that he can sneak up on mice!

Q :What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A :Mashed potatoes!

Q :What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A :Its shadow!

Q :What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A :A jet propelled elephant!

Q :What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
A :Squashed!

Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A :Peanut butter.

Q :What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
A :You look elephantastic!

Q :What’s grey but turns red?
A :An embarrassed elephant!

Q :What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant?
A :A dumbo jet.

Q :What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater?
A :Terrified!

Q :What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A :This is the end of me!

Q :Why does the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?
A :Because he is a party pooper.

Q :What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet?
A :An elephant with spare parts!

Q :What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
A :Russell!

Q :What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
A :Elephino. (HEll if I know)

Q :What do elephants and trees have in common?
A :They both have big trunks!

Q :Why did the elphant cross the road?
A :Because the chicken wanted a day off.

Q :What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A :A smellyphant!

Q :How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A :Take away his credit card!

Q:Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
A: Elephanta Claus!

Q :What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A :Annette!