Q :Why did the elephant leave the circus?
A :He was tired of working for peanuts.

Q :Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant?
A :Ten pounds.

Q :What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
A :The tusk fairy!

Q :Why did the elephant cross the road?
A :Because the Elephant was having a day off!

Q :What do you call an elephant that flies?
A :A jumbo jet!

Q :What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A :Stuck!

Q :How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A :When your nose touches the ceiling!

Q :What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A :Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Q :Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom?
A :To get some nuts

Q :Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
A:Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”

Q :What is an elephants favorite sport?
A :Squash

Q :What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?
A :Warren!

Q :What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A :An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Q :What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A :Lost!

Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Q :When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
A :When it’s a baby elephant!

Q :How are elephants and computers similar?
A :They both have big memories.

Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A :Swimming Trunks

Q :What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A :Cinderelephant!

Q :Who lost a herd of elephants?
A :Big bo peep!

Q: What did the elephant say to a naked man?
A: Hey that’s cute but can you breath through it?

Q :Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A :Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!

Q :What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A :Time to get a new bed!

Q :Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
A :Students:”Four elephants and two lions!”

Q :Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A :Because their trunks kept on falling down.

Q :Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A :In his trunk!

Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Q :Why do the elephants have short tails?
A :Because they can’t remember long stories!

Q :What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
A :The elephantom of the opera!

Q :Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A :Because of all the cheetahs!

Q :Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A :So that he can sneak up on mice!

Q :What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A :Mashed potatoes!

Q :What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A :Its shadow!

Q :What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A :A jet propelled elephant!

Q :What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
A :Squashed!