Stuckt

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Q :What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A :Stuck!

When your nose touches the ceiling

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Q :How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A :When your nose touches the ceiling!

Elephant with carrot

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Q :What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A :Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Elephant in mens restroom

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Q :Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom?
A :To get some nuts

Too big to lose

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Q :Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
A:Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”

Squash

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Q :What is an elephants favorite sport?
A :Squash

Elephant with rabbit sweaters

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Q :What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?
A :Warren!

Cross a parrot with elephant

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Q :What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A :An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Elephant at North pole

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Q :What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A :Lost!

Let out a little wine

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Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Rubbish

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Q :When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
A :When it’s a baby elephant!

Both have big memories

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Q :How are elephants and computers similar?
A :They both have big memories.

Swimming trucks

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Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A :Swimming Trunks

Cinderelephant

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Q :What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A :Cinderelephant!

Big ho peep

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Q :Who lost a herd of elephants?
A :Big bo peep!

Elephant to a naked man

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Q: What did the elephant say to a naked man?
A: Hey that’s cute but can you breath through it?

Elephant throw out of pool

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Q :Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A :Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!

Time to get a new bad

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Q :What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A :Time to get a new bed!

Name six wild animals

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Q :Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
A :Students:”Four elephants and two lions!”

Falling down

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Q :Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A :Because their trunks kept on falling down.

Elephant Pack his luggage

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Q :Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A :In his trunk!

Grapes wine

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Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Remembering long tales

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Q :Why do the elephants have short tails?
A :Because they can’t remember long stories!

Wears big and grey masks

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Q :What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
A :The elephantom of the opera!

Elephants afraid of cheetahs

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Q :Why don’t elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
A :Because of all the cheetahs!

Elephant wear sneakers

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Q :Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
A :So that he can sneak up on mice!

Potato with elephant

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Q :What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A :Mashed potatoes!

Elephant weighs nothing

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Q :What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
A :Its shadow!

Greys moves fastly

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Q :What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour?
A :A jet propelled elephant!

Squashed

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Q :What do you call someone with an elephant on their head?
A :Squashed!

Peanut butter

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Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A :Peanut butter.

Elephant favourite film

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Q :What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
A :You look elephantastic!

Embarrassed Elephant

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Q :What’s grey but turns red?
A :An embarrassed elephant!

Passenger plane like Elephant

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Q :What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant?
A :A dumbo jet.