Elephant creeping out

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Q :What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?
A :Russell!

Elephant with Rhino

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Q :What do you get when you mix an elephant with a rhino?
A :Elephino. (HEll if I know)

Chicken wanted a day off

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Q :Why did the elphant cross the road?
A :Because the chicken wanted a day off.

Elephant never washes

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Q :What do you call a elephant that never washes?
A :A smellyphant!

Charging with credit cards

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Q :How do you stop an elephant from charging?
A :Take away his credit card!

Elephant claus

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Q:Who do elephants get their christmas presents from?
A: Elephanta Claus!

Anette

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Q :What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
A :Annette!

Tierd Elephant

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Q :Why did the elephant leave the circus?
A :He was tired of working for peanuts.

Ten pounds difference

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Q :Whats the difference between your mom and an African Elephant?
A :Ten pounds.

Tusk fairy.!

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Q :What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?
A :The tusk fairy!

Elephant crossing the road

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Q :Why did the elephant cross the road?
A :Because the Elephant was having a day off!

Jumbo Jet

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Q :What do you call an elephant that flies?
A :A jumbo jet!

Stuckt

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Q :What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
A :Stuck!

When your nose touches the ceiling

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Q :How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?
A :When your nose touches the ceiling!

Elephant with carrot

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Q :What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear?
A :Anything you want as he can’t hear you!

Too big to lose

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Q :Teacher: “Where would you find an elephant?”
A:Pupil:”You don’t have to find them, they’re too big to lose!”

Squash

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Q :What is an elephants favorite sport?
A :Squash

Elephant in mens restroom

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Q :Why did the elephant go in the mens restroom?
A :To get some nuts

Elephant with rabbit sweaters

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Q :What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it’s sweater?
A :Warren!

Cross a parrot with elephant

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Q :What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
A :An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

Elephant at North pole

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Q :What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?
A :Lost!

Let out a little wine

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Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

Rubbish

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Q :When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?
A :When it’s a baby elephant!

Both have big memories

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Q :How are elephants and computers similar?
A :They both have big memories.

Swimming trucks

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Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A :Swimming Trunks

Cinderelephant

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Q :What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A :Cinderelephant!

Big ho peep

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Q :Who lost a herd of elephants?
A :Big bo peep!

Elephant to a naked man

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Q: What did the elephant say to a naked man?
A: Hey that’s cute but can you breath through it?

Elephant throw out of pool

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Q :Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
A :Because they couldn’t hold their trunks up!

Time to get a new bad

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Q :What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A :Time to get a new bed!

Name six wild animals

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Q :Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
A :Students:”Four elephants and two lions!”

Falling down

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Q :Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
A :Because their trunks kept on falling down.

Elephant Pack his luggage

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Q :Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
A :In his trunk!

Grapes wine

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Q :What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
A :Nothing, it just let out a little wine!