Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!
Dinosaur Jokes
Sore throat
Q: What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Barney in an elevator
Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Dino-sewer
Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !
Dinosaur lost his glasses
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?
A: uthinkhesawrus
Spelling bee better than dinosaur
Q: What’s better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !
Call a Dinasaur
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Rubbish
Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !
Dinosaur gets car Accident
Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!
Dinasour’s car stops
Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !
Anything you like..
Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you!
Strawberry jam
Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam !
Dinosaur shot
Q: What’s green and hangs from trees?
A: Dinosaur snot.
Sara’s top
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops
Baby Dinosaur
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.
Extensive Vocablury
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus
Down in the mouth
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !
Dinosaur cant stay out of the road
Q: Which dinosaur can’t stay out of the rain?
A: A Stegosaur-rust
Tyrannosaurus Flex
Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
As far as you can get
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!
Dinosaur at the Radio
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Dino saw
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Dinosaur go extinct
Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!
Bullshit
Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Stegosaurus
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Any kind
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
The Door Won’t close
Q: How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won’t close!
Call Dinosaur
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !
Lavaly day
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Cheer him up
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up
Tyransaurus Tex!
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
Bronto-snorus
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.
Tricera-cops!
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !
It Gets a Dinosaur
Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.
No one ever tells him
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!