Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
A: Why, is there one missing?

Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don

Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore

Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!

Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
A. By the `D’ on his pajamas.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks?
A: A dino-mite

Q: Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red?
A: So she could hide in the strawberry patch!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops !

Q: What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red!

Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir.

Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus

Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

Q: Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck?
A: Because it’s feet smell.

Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!

Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur !

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

Q: How do you upset a dinosaur?
A: Touchasaurus Spot.

Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !

Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
A: Jurassic Pork!

Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it’s not raining!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables?
A: A.brocileasoarus

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!

Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?

Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A: A toothbrush.

Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!

Q: What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!

Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.