Q: What’s green and hangs from trees?
A: Dinosaur snot.
Dinosaur Jokes
Sara’s top
Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops
Baby Dinosaur
Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.
Extensive Vocablury
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus
Down in the mouth
Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !
Dinosaur cant stay out of the road
Q: Which dinosaur can’t stay out of the rain?
A: A Stegosaur-rust
Tyrannosaurus Flex
Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
As far as you can get
Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!
Dinosaur at the Radio
Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Dino saw
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Dinosaur go extinct
Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!
Bullshit
Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Any kind
Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Stegosaurus
Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
The Door Won’t close
Q: How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won’t close!
Call Dinosaur
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !
Lavaly day
Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!
Dead-letter office
Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!
Do-you-think-he-saw-us
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus
Dino – shore
Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !
Dino-saw
Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !
Cheer him up
Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up
Tyransaurus Tex!
Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!
Bronto-snorus
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.
Tricera-cops!
Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !
It Gets a Dinosaur
Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.
No one ever tells him
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
Carrot in the ears
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
Dino-Store
Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!
Triceratops with a kangaroo
Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!
She had no Guts
Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!
Dino mite
Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.
T-Rex eat Hamburgers
Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
Chicken Joke
Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.
Blind Dinasaur
Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.