Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
A: Bronto-swore-us.

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
A: Cryalotosaurus

Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can’t afford new ones!

Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
A: The letter “s”!

Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.

Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!

Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !

Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !

Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer

Q: Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
A: Because their eggs stink.

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it’s nose?
A: OUT of the way!!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper?
A: A Snore-a-sorus

Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!

Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!

Q: Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
A: Anywhere he wants to.

Q: What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!

Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!

Q: Which dinosaur is pure evil?
A: Daemonosaurus.

Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl !

Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
A: Why, is there one missing?

Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don

Q: Where does a dinosaur lay in the sun?
A: At the dino-shore

Q: What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress?
A: Rep. Tile!

Q. How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you?
A. By the `D’ on his pajamas.