Strawberry is red

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Q: What’s the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?
A: The strawberry is red!

sir?

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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot?
A. Sir.

Tricerea Bottom

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Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
A: Its Tricera-bottom.

Tyrannosaurus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Dinosaur with high heals

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus

How fast you carry it

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Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won’t attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

Feet smell nasty

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Q: Why does a brontosaurus have a long neck?
A: Because it’s feet smell.

He can’t hear you

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Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
A: Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

Coutnt them all

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Q: Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds?
A: Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.

He is a meat Eater

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Devour the Factory

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Q: Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
A: Because she was a plant eater!

Rep tiles

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Q: What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
A: Rep Tiles

Dinosaur trick are so rare

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Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur !

Dinosaour cross the road

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

Touchasaurus Spot.

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Q: How do you upset a dinosaur?
A: Touchasaurus Spot.

Bronco-saurus

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Q: What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A: A Bronco-saurus !

Jurassic Pork

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Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ?
A: Jurassic Pork!

Its not raining

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Q: When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet?
A: When it’s not raining!

Feet are Saurus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with high heels?
A: My-feet-are-saurus

Dinosaur crashes his car

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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

A Brocileasoarus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that eats it’s vegetables?
A: A.brocileasoarus

Out oh the way

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes?
A: Out of the way!

Tea Rex

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Q: How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
A: Tea Rex?

Tooth-brush

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Q: What does a dinosaur call a porcupine?
A: A toothbrush.

Her shadow

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Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!

Sore throat

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Q: What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!

Barney in an elevator

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Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

Dino-sewer

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Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !

Dinosaur lost his glasses

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?
A: uthinkhesawrus

Call a Dinasaur

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops

Rubbish

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Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !

Dinosaur gets car Accident

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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

Dinasour’s car stops

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Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Anything you like..

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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you!