Q: What’s green and hangs from trees?
A: Dinosaur snot.

Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops

Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !

Q: Which dinosaur can’t stay out of the rain?
A: A Stegosaur-rust

Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!

Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!

Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Q: How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won’t close!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

Q: Where do dinosaurs get their mail ?
A: At the dead-letter office!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A: Doyouthinkhesawus

Q: Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation?
A: To the dino-shore !

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up

Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !

Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.

Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!

Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!

Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!

Q: Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
A: Because she had no guts!

Q: What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
A: Dino-mite.

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.