Dino-sewer

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Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !

Dinosaur lost his glasses

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?
A: uthinkhesawrus

Call a Dinasaur

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops

Rubbish

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Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !

Dinosaur gets car Accident

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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

Dinasour’s car stops

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Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Anything you like..

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Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you!

Strawberry jam

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam !

Dinosaur shot

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Q: What’s green and hangs from trees?
A: Dinosaur snot.

Sara’s top

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Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops

Baby Dinosaur

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Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.

Extensive Vocablury

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus

Down in the mouth

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !

Tyrannosaurus Flex

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Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

As far as you can get

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Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!

Dinosaur at the Radio

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

Dino saw

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Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Dinosaur go extinct

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Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

Bullshit

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Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!

Stegosaurus

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Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Any kind

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Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!

The Door Won’t close

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Q: How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won’t close!

Call Dinosaur

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !

Lavaly day

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Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

Cheer him up

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Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up

Tyransaurus Tex!

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Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Bronto-snorus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.

Tricera-cops!

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Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !

It Gets a Dinosaur

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Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.

No one ever tells him

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Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!

Carrot in the ears

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Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

Dino-Store

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Q: Where did Velociraptor buy things?
A: At a dino-store!

Triceratops with a kangaroo

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Q: What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ?
A: A Tricera-hops!