Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!

Q: What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!

Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.

Q: Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ?
A: A dino-sewer !

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses?
A: uthinkhesawrus

Q: What’s better than a talking dinosaur ?
A: A spelling bee !

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops

Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !

Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!

Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Q. What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears?
A. Anything you like, he won’t hear you!

Q: What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch?
A: Strawberry jam !

Q: What’s green and hangs from trees?
A: Dinosaur snot.

Q: What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
A: Try Sara’s Tops

Q: What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have?
A: Baby Dinosaurs.

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus

Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth !

Q: Which dinosaur can’t stay out of the rain?
A: A Stegosaur-rust

Q: What was the most flexible dinosaur?
A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.

Q: How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ?
A: As fur as you can get!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?
A: Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex

Q: What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A: A dino-saw !

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!

Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!

Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels?
A: A Stegosaurus on roller skates!

Q: Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ?
A: Any kind! A house cannot jump!

Q: How can you tell if there’s a dinosaur in the refrigerator ?
A: The door won’t close!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ?
A: A Stegosau-rust !

Q: What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
A: What a lavaly day!

Q: What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ?
A: Cheer him up

Q: What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ?
A: Tyrannosaurus tex!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a noisy sleeper?
A: A Bronto-snorus.

Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?
A: Tricera-cops !

Q: What happens when a T-Rex gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex?
A: It gets a dino-sore.

Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!