T-Rex eat Hamburgers

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

Chicken Joke

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.

Blind Dinasaur

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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.

Find somewhere else to sleep

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Q: What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ?
A: Find somewhere else to sleep!

Enormous holes

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Q. What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops?
A. Enormous holes in the base boards.

Bronoto swore us

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
A: Bronto-swore-us.

Hello-hello

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Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

Cryalotosaurus

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Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
A: Cryalotosaurus

Box isn’t empty

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Q: How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ?
A: One . After that, the box isn’t empty anymore!

Can’t afford ones

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Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can’t afford new ones!

Middle of dinosaur

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Q: What is in the middle of dinosaurs ?
A: The letter “s”!

In the Dark

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Q: Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ?
A: In the dark!

Blind Dinosaur’s Dog

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Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur’s Dog?
A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Dino – sewer

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Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: dino-sewer.

Anything she wants

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Q: What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat?
A: Anything she wants!

Dinosaur floats

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Q: How do you make a dinosaur float?
A: Put a scoop of ice cream in a glass of root beer, and add one dinosaur !

Dowm in mouth

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Q: How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?
A: Down in the mouth!

Dinasour’s crashes the car

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Q: What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !

Brachiosaurus in bed with you?

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Q. How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
A. By the dinosnores.

Dinosaur should be fed up

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Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs !

Dino sore

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Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

Tire-annosaurus

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Q: What made the dinosaur’s car stop ?
A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !

Dinosaucer

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Q: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A: A Dinosaucer

Out of the way

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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur blows it’s nose?
A: OUT of the way!!

Eggs Stinks

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Q: Why are dinosaurs no longer around?
A: Because their eggs stink.

Snore-a-sorus

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that’s a loud sleeper?
A: A Snore-a-sorus

Short Dinosaur

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Q: Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed?
A: Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!

Peanut better type

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Q: What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ?
A: A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!

Tyrannosaurus want to sit

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Q: Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay?
A: Anywhere he wants to.

Long distance

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Q: What’s the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ?
A: Long distance!

Dinosaur slept all day

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Q: Which dinosaur slept all day ?
A: The dino-snore!

Pure Evil

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Q: Which dinosaur is pure evil?
A: Daemonosaurus.

The Terror-dacty

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Q: What was the scariest prehistoric animal?
A: The Terror-dactyl !

Is there one Missing

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Q: Did the dinosaur take a bath ?
A: Why, is there one missing?

Ptera Don

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Q: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?
A: Ptera Don