Q: Did you hear about the crocodile who became a congressman?
A: He was an expert dele-gator.

Q: What is an crocodiles favorite smell?
A: Human blood.

Q: What is a crocodile’s favorite drink?
A: Gator-ade.

Q: What’s worse than one crocodile coming to dinner?
A: Two crocodiles coming to dinner

Q: How many arms has a crocodile got?
A: Depends how far he has got with eating his dinner!

Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot a crocodile?
A: He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.

Q: Why won’t crocodiles attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!

Q: Why shouldn’t you taunt a crocodile?
A: Because it might come back to bite you in the end.

Q: What do you call a crocodile that makes others fight?
A: An Instigator

Q: What do you get when you cross a gator and a poison frog?
A: A croak-odile.

Q: What do you call a reptile that works on a farm?
A: An irri-gator.

Q: What do crocodiles call human children?
A: Appetizers.

Q: What do you call an crocodile in a vest?
A: An investigator.

Q: What’s the similarity between a Crocodile and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!

Q: What do yuppie crocodiles like to drink
A: Jaw-va

Q: Why don’t crocodiles like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.

Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

Q: Did you hear about the law firm with the most intimidating lawyers?
A: It’s filled with liti-gators.

Q: Why are crocodiles comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Q: Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!