Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooney.

Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
A: In the cow-boose.

Q: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A: A steak-out!

Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.

Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!

Q: “Where did the cows go last night”?
A: “To the mooon”

Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock

Q: Where do cows get their weapons?
A: Ar-moooo-ries.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Q: What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A: A cow walking backwards!

Q: What do you call animal drinking with Justin Timberlake?
A: TEA COW!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!

Q: What do cows read in the mornings?
A: The moospaper.

Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

Q: Why did cow jump over the moon?
A: Because he wanted to skydive

Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.

My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course. She’s been grazing in the field too long,… And now she thinks she’s a horse.

Q: Why are cows so soft?
A: Because they are made out of leather.

Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: “It’s just an udder day”

Q :What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A :A lawn moo-er.

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer

Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry

Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.

Q: Have you ever heard the term “When Pigs Fly!”……
A: Well what if it were “When Cows Fly!”

Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He’s got no beef.

Q : Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the moo-vies!

Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky

Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
A: Wait til one busts a moooooove