Q: What do you find a gallery of cows?
A: The mooseum.
Cow Jokes
Milk shake
Q: What do you call an arab next to a cow?
A: Milk Sheikh!
Udder-catastrophe
Q: What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence
A: Udder-Catastrophe
Beef stokin off
Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A: Beef strokin’ off.
Cows read Newspaper
Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.
Pasta to cow
Q: What do you get when you give pasta to a cow?
A: Beefaroni.
Sir loin
Q: What do you call a cow with full armor?
A: Sir loin
Moo-york have most cows
Q: Where do you find the most cows?
A: Moo-York
Milking stool have
Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder
Tits were getting long..
Q :Why do cows have long faces?
A :Because you would have a long face too, if your tits were gettin pulled twice a day
Decalfenated
Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A: Decalfenated
Holstain
Q: What are the spots on black and white cows?
A: Holstains
Cows when sick
Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever
Mooolasses
Q: What does a cow put on his french toast?
A: Moooolasses.
The calf-eteria
Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
Nobody’s herd
Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody’s herd.
Camooflauged
Q: What do you call a cow you can’t see?
A: Camooflauged.
Orchestra and a bull
Q: Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull?
A: On the bull the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back.
Milk Dude
Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: A MILK DUD!
Credit Card
Q: How do you stop a bull from charging?
A: Take away his credit card!
Cow laughs to hard
Q: What happens when a cow laughs too hard?
A: It Cowlapses!
Ground beef
Q: What do you call a cow with no legs at all?
A: Ground beef
Lawn moo-er
Q: What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A: a lawn moo-er.
Cow get to the moon
Q: How does a cow get to the mooooon?
A: It flies through udder space!
Got milk?
Q: What did one dairy cow say to another?
A: Got milk?
Milk of Amnesia
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
Cow cross the road
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Cutlet above the rest
Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow?
A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Ground beef
Q: What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?
A: Ground Beef
Your calves
Q: What animals do you bring to bed?
A: Your calves.
Mooooved to tear
Q: What do you call a sad cow?
A: Mooooved to tears.
Bullogna
Q: What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
A: Bullogna
Hey! This look likes yours :D
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in it’s rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. Thats when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?”, asked the doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, “Hey! This looks like yours!”
Get a moove on
Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a moove on
Farmers had cold hand
Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
A: The farmer had cold hands.