Moo-ltiplication

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Q: What Is A Cows Favorite Type Of Math?
A: Moo-tiplication

Mooney

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Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooney.

Cow-boose

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Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
A: In the cow-boose.

Bull spies on another bull

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Q: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A: A steak-out!

Cow stop to drink

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Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!

Farmer like a maigcian

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Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture.

Peanut Butter

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.

Evaporated milk

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Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!

To he mooon

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Q: “Where did the cows go last night”?
A: “To the mooon”

With Cowculator

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Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator

Laughing Stock

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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock

Ar-moooo-ries

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Q: Where do cows get their weapons?
A: Ar-moooo-ries.

Sheep and a moody cow

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Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Cow walking backwards

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Q: What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A: A cow walking backwards!

Tea Cow

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Q: What do you call animal drinking with Justin Timberlake?
A: TEA COW!

Cross a cow and a duck

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!

Mos-cows

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Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows

Cute Bunch of Cows

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A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

Wanted to skydive

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Q: Why did cow jump over the moon?
A: Because he wanted to skydive

Baby Cow

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Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.

Cow Refuses to Give milk

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My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course. She’s been grazing in the field too long,… And now she thinks she’s a horse.

Made out of leather

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Q: Why are cows so soft?
A: Because they are made out of leather.

Milking stool

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Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the utter.

Its justan udder day

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Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: “It’s just an udder day”

Lawn moo-er

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Q :What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A :A lawn moo-er.

Bull-Dozer

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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer

Farmers milk them dry

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Q: Why don’t cows have any money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry

Cow have a pogo stick

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Q: How do you make a milkshake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.

When cows fly

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Q: Have you ever heard the term “When Pigs Fly!”……
A: Well what if it were “When Cows Fly!”

Cowboy complain

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Q: Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He’s got no beef.

Moovies

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Q : Where do cows go when they want a night out?
A: To the moo-vies!

How to get chocolate milk

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Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow?
A: To get chocolate milk.

Udder Failure

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Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: An udder failure.

Beef Jerky

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Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky