Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese!
Cow Jokes
Cows Will be in heaven
Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
A: It’s a place of udder delight.
Cows listen Piano
Q: What did the cow say when a person played the piano?
A: That’s good moooooosic.
The meet Market
Q: Where do cows get together?
A: The meet market.
Moody blues
Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moody Blues
Hits the bull’s eye
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that died with a bow and arrow in her hand?
A: She hit the bull’s eye.
Mooooove Over
Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!
Farmer like a maigcian for cow
Q: What did the farmer say to the cow?
A: Produce some milk
Talk to a cow
Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder!
Barn so noisy
Q: Why is a barn so noisy?
A: All the cows have horns.
Cow only has one horn
Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.
Bull Dozin
Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
A: Bull-dozin’
Call an evil cow
Q: What do you call an evil cow?
A: De-mooooon.
Moo-ltiplication
Q: What Is A Cows Favorite Type Of Math?
A: Moo-tiplication
Mooney
Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooney.
Cow-boose
Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
A: In the cow-boose.
Bull spies on another bull
Q: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A: A steak-out!
Cow stop to drink
Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!
Farmer like a maigcian
Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture.
Peanut Butter
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.
Evaporated milk
Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!
To he mooon
Q: “Where did the cows go last night”?
A: “To the mooon”
With Cowculator
Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator
Laughing Stock
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock
Ar-moooo-ries
Q: Where do cows get their weapons?
A: Ar-moooo-ries.
Sheep and a moody cow
Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Cow walking backwards
Q: What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A: A cow walking backwards!
Tea Cow
Q: What do you call animal drinking with Justin Timberlake?
A: TEA COW!
Cross a cow and a duck
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!
Cows read newspaper in the Morning
Q: What do cows read in the mornings?
A: The moospaper.
Mos-cows
Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows
Cute Bunch of Cows
A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”
Wanted to skydive
Q: Why did cow jump over the moon?
A: Because he wanted to skydive
Baby Cow
Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.
Cow Refuses to Give milk
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course. She’s been grazing in the field too long,… And now she thinks she’s a horse.