Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: An udder failure.

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef Jerky

Q: How can you tell which cow is the best dancer?
A: Wait til one busts a moooooove

Q: What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note?
A: Beef-flat

Q: What do you call a cow with an assistant?
A: Moooooving up in the world.

Q: Which job is a cow most suited for?
A: Baker. Because they’re making cow pies regularly.

Q :Why does the cow bring toilet paper to the party?
A : Because he is a party pooper.

Q: Why is the barn so noisy?
A: Because all of the cows have horns.

Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?
A: He takes the bull by the horns.

Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A: A lawnmooer.

Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
A: Moo-dy

Q: What do you call a cow that can cut the grass?
A: Mulan.

Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon!

Q: What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A: A steak out.

Q: Did you hear about the cow that wasn’t interested in bulls?
A: She was an Ho-Moo-Sexual.

Q: What do you find a gallery of cows?
A: The mooseum.

Q: What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence
A: Udder-Catastrophe

Q: What do you call an arab next to a cow?
A: Milk Sheikh!

Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A: Beef strokin’ off.

Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.

Q: What do you get when you give pasta to a cow?
A: Beefaroni.

Q: What do you call a cow with full armor?
A: Sir loin

Q: Where do you find the most cows?
A: Moo-York

Q: Why does a milking stool have only three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder

Q :Why do cows have long faces?
A :Because you would have a long face too, if your tits were gettin pulled twice a day

Q: What do call a cow that has just had a calf?
A: Decalfenated

Q: What are the spots on black and white cows?
A: Holstains

Q: What do cows get when they are sick?
A: Hay Fever

Q: What does a cow put on his french toast?
A: Moooolasses.

Q: Where do cows go for lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.

Q: What happened to the lost cattle?
A: Nobody’s herd.

Q: What do you call a cow you can’t see?
A: Camooflauged.

Q: Whats the difference between and orchestra and a bull?
A: On the bull the horns are in the front and the asshole is in the back.

Q: What do you call a cow that doesn’t give milk?
A: A MILK DUD!