Q: What do you get when you cross and smurf and a cow?
A: Blue cheese!

Q: How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
A: It’s a place of udder delight.

Q: What did the cow say when a person played the piano?
A: That’s good moooooosic.

Q: Where do cows get together?
A: The meet market.

Q: What band is a cow favorite?
A: Moody Blues

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that died with a bow and arrow in her hand?
A: She hit the bull’s eye.

Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!

Q: What did the farmer say to the cow?
A: Produce some milk

Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder!

Q: Why is a barn so noisy?
A: All the cows have horns.

Q: What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A: A car only has one horn.

Q: What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
A: Bull-dozin’

Q: What do you call an evil cow?
A: De-mooooon.

Q: What Is A Cows Favorite Type Of Math?
A: Moo-tiplication

Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooney.

Q: Where do cows like to ride on trains?
A: In the cow-boose.

Q: What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A: A steak-out!

Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!

Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture.

Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.

Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!

Q: “Where did the cows go last night”?
A: “To the mooon”

Q: How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
A: With a Cowculator

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock

Q: Where do cows get their weapons?
A: Ar-moooo-ries.

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow?
A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Q: What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A: A cow walking backwards!

Q: What do you call animal drinking with Justin Timberlake?
A: TEA COW!

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!

Q: What do cows read in the mornings?
A: The moospaper.

Q: Where do Russians get their milk?
A: From Mos-cows

A lady from the city and her traveling companion were riding the train through Vermont when she noticed some cows. “What a cute bunch of cows!” she remarked. “Not a bunch, herd”, her friend replied. “Heard of what?” “Herd of cows.” “Of course I’ve heard of cows.” “No, a cow herd.” “What do I care what a cow heard. I have no secrets to keep from a cow!”

Q: Why did cow jump over the moon?
A: Because he wanted to skydive

Q: What did mama cow say to baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.

My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course. She’s been grazing in the field too long,… And now she thinks she’s a horse.