Q: Why did the cougar cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Q: On which day do cougar eat people ?
A: Chewsday !

Q: Why do cougars always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don’t know how to cook.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cougar and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cougar with a watchdog ?
A: A terrified postman !

Q: What’s a cougar running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!

Q: What is cougar’s favorite food ?
A: Baked beings !

Q: What does the cougar say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: ‘Let us prey.’

Q: Where does a cougar sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!

Q: What’s the difference between a cougar and a lion ?
A: A cougar has the mane part missing