Bird that lays down

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A: A bird that lays down!

Eats Gunpowder

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Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
A: She lays hand gren-eggs!

Bombshell outside

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Q: What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg?
A: The bombshell!

Chicken wanted to play squash

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Q: Why did the chicken stand in the middle of the road?
A: Coz he wanted to play squash!

He was Chicken

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Q: Why did the rooster run away?
A: He was chicken!

Double crosser

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: He was a double-crosser!

Eggplants

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Q: What do chickens grow on?
A: Eggplants!

Kicked the bucket

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Q: What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
A: She kicked the bucket!

They were Chicken

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Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because they were chicken

Roaster with a telephone

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.

Burger king

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Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King?
A: To see a chicken strip.

Piece of cake

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Q: How do you get a fat chick into bed?
A: Piece of Cake

Chicken Lays

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Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!

Chicken families

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Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!

Chickens foot

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Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

Refree cowling

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls

Road roll in mind

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser

KFC bucket..!!

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Q: How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A: in a KFC bucket.

Half chicken cross the road

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Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side!

Chicken go to KFC

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Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Chicken coop have two doors :D

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Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Chicken wear Pants

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Q: Why don’t chickens wear pants?
A: There peckers on their face.

Turkey cross the road

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Chicken Crosses the road

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Wanted to go

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the “net”?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Chicken says

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Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: “I have the people-pox!”

They beat eggs

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Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Lay an every day

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Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hendurance.

From scratch

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Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!

Chewing gum cross the road

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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.

Tickeled to death

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Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

Chicken cross the road

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

Clucl o the irish

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
A: The Cluck o’the Irish!

Q: What did one chicken say to

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Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”

Cuckoo-cluck

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Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!