Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side!

Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Q: Why don’t chickens wear pants?
A: There peckers on their face.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the “net”?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: “I have the people-pox!”

Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hendurance.

Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!

Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.

Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
A: The Cluck o’the Irish!

Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”

Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

Q: Why did the t-rex cross the road?
A: Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet

Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!

Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!

Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long as this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.

Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Q: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?
A: CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)

Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: “Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!”

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my penis and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
Moral of the Story: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
A: In a HEN-velope!

Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!

Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A: A Hensemble.

Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!

Q: Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets?
A: The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.