Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King?
A: To see a chicken strip.
Chicken Jokes
Piece of cake
Q: How do you get a fat chick into bed?
A: Piece of Cake
Chicken Lays
Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
A: An eggroll!
Chicken families
Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
A: They go on peck-nics!
Chickens foot
Q: Why did the piece of gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Refree cowling
Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls
Road roll in mind
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double crosser
KFC bucket..!!
Q: How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A: in a KFC bucket.
Half chicken cross the road
Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side!
Chicken go to KFC
Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Chicken coop have two doors :D
Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
Chicken wear Pants
Q: Why don’t chickens wear pants?
A: There peckers on their face.
Turkey cross the road
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!
Chicken Crosses the road
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Chicken cross the road
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!
Wanted to go
Q: Why did the chicken cross the “net”?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!
Chicken says
Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: “I have the people-pox!”
Lay an every day
Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hendurance.
They beat eggs
Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
From scratch
Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!
Chewing gum cross the road
Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.
Tickeled to death
Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!
Clucl o the irish
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
A: The Cluck o’the Irish!
Q: What did one chicken say to
Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
Cuckoo-cluck
Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!
Dirty double crosser
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Chicks to talk
Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!
T-rex cross road
Q: Why did the t-rex cross the road?
A: Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet
Spring chicken
Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.
Coop- cakes
Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!
Roaster doo something
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!
Chicken cross the playground
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Medical problem with chicken
Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long as this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.
Chick dissapoint his mother
Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!
An Alarm Cluck
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!