Half chicken cross the road

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Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side!

Chicken go to KFC

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Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC?
A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Chicken coop have two doors :D

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Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

Chicken wear Pants

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Q: Why don’t chickens wear pants?
A: There peckers on their face.

Turkey cross the road

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Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken!

Chicken Crosses the road

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

Wanted to go

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the “net”?
A: It wanted to get to the other site!

Chicken says

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Q: What did the sick chicken say?
A: “I have the people-pox!”

They beat eggs

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Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Lay an every day

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Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hendurance.

From scratch

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Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!

Chewing gum cross the road

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Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum.

Tickeled to death

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Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
A: She was tickled to death!

Chicken cross the road

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line!

Clucl o the irish

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
A: The Cluck o’the Irish!

Q: What did one chicken say to

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Q: What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
A: “You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”

Cuckoo-cluck

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Q: What do you call a crazy chicken?
A: A cuckoo cluck!

Dirty double crosser

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Chicks to talk

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Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
A: Because talk is cheep!

T-rex cross road

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Q: Why did the t-rex cross the road?
A: Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet

Spring chicken

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Q: Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
A: She was no spring chicken.

Roaster doo something

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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To cockadoodle dooo something!

Coop- cakes

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Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
A: Coop-cakes!

Chicken cross the playground

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Chick dissapoint his mother

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Q: Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
A: He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be!

Medical problem with chicken

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Psychiatrist: What seems to be the problem?
Patient: I think I’m a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long as this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I came out of my shell.

An Alarm Cluck

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Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
A: An alarm cluck!

Chicken Ceaser

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Q: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye?
A: CHICKEN CAESER SALAD (CHICKEN SEES A SALAD)

Tick tock Doodle doo

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Q: What does an alarm cluck say?
A: “Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo!”

Horse and a Chicken

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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can’t be found. So he drives the farmer’s BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, “I think I can stand over the hole!” So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, “Grab for my penis and pull yourself up.” And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
Moral of the Story: If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Letter to her friend

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Q: How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
A: In a HEN-velope!

Eggs-plodes

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Q: What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?
A: It eggs-plodes!

Call group of chicken

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Q: What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A: A Hensemble.

Brick layer

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Q: What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A: A brick layer!

Mcdonald’s run out of Chicken

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Q: Why did McDonald’s run out of chicken McNuggets?
A: The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.