Q: Why is the desert lion everyone’s favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!

Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I’m paw!

Q: What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors?
A: A survival kit.

Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself?
A. She’s smoking a cigarette.

Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.

Q: what is a cats favorite kitchen tool?
A: The “whisker”.

Q: What’s the first thing you say to a cat?
A: HELLO KITTY!

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

Q: What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
A: An eskimew!

Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!

Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza?
A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.

Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator.

Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: ‘Claws.’

Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge?
A: Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!

Q: What do you call a cat when it is huge?
A: A MEOW-SIVE CAT

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry

Q: Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas?
A: She was a sher-paw.

Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: paw-jamas!

Q: How do the Vietnamese like their soup?
A: Purrrrrfect.

Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Q: What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself?
A: Purrr-verted.

Q: What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?
A: an Assembly kit.

Q: Did you hear about the cat who wanted a dog to teach her how to bark?
A: Curiousity killed the cat.

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: A car-pet

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!

Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!

Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!

Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister?
A: An aunt-eater!