Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Cat Jokes
Pyramids of Giza
Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza?
A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.
Kind Of cat to have
Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Caught by the police
Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator.
Lion that swam underwater
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: ‘Claws.’
Cat in a station wagon
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: A car-pet
Pink Panther Show
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!
Take me to your litter
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter.
Ice into Mice
Q: Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge?
A: Because it turns “ice” into “mice”!
Meows sive cat
Q: What do you call a cat when it is huge?
A: A MEOW-SIVE CAT
Bite off your head
Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!
Dark horse
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
A: Kitty Perry
She was a sheer paw
Q: Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas?
A: She was a sher-paw.
Cat wear Paw jamas..!!
Q: What do cats wear at night?
A: paw-jamas!
Vietanmese like ther soup
Q: How do the Vietnamese like their soup?
A: Purrrrrfect.
Terrified postman
Q: What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?
A: A terrified postman!
Purr-verted
Q: What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself?
A: Purrr-verted.
Cat has nine lives
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A: A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
Furniture from Ikea
Q: What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?
A: an Assembly kit.
Curiosity killed the cat
Q: Did you hear about the cat who wanted a dog to teach her how to bark?
A: Curiousity killed the cat.
Tiger with a snowman
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Tiger with a snowman
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
10 cats in a boat
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
Stripey sweater
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Lion eaten your mother
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
Pleased to eat you now
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: ‘Pleased to eat you.’!
Call Long John Silver
Q: What do you call Long John Silver when he has a cat on his shoulder?
A: A purr-ate!
Bottle Of vinegar
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Smarter talking cat
Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Christmas At beach
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!
Evening mews
Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
Ate a duck
Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?
A: a duck-filled platy puss.
They both wear stripes
Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
Quicksand litter box
Q: What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box?
A: Quicksand.
Prince and her paw parr
Q: What is a cats favorite book?
A: The prince and the paw-purr.