Q: Did you hear about the cat who wanted a dog to teach her how to bark?
A: Curiousity killed the cat.
Cat Jokes
Tiger with a snowman
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
Tiger with a snowman
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!
10 cats in a boat
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
Stripey sweater
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Lion eaten your mother
Q: What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister?
A: An aunt-eater!
Pleased to eat you now
Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: ‘Pleased to eat you.’!
Call Long John Silver
Q: What do you call Long John Silver when he has a cat on his shoulder?
A: A purr-ate!
Bottle Of vinegar
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Smarter talking cat
Q: What is smarter than a talking cat?
A: A spelling bee!
Christmas At beach
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claws!
Evening mews
Q: What is the cat’s favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!
Ate a duck
Q: What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?
A: a duck-filled platy puss.
Prince and her paw parr
Q: What is a cats favorite book?
A: The prince and the paw-purr.
Quicksand litter box
Q: What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box?
A: Quicksand.
They both wear stripes
Q: How are tigers like sergeants in the army?
A: They both wear stripes!
Little of mittens
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens.
Cat has trophy
Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-HAS-TROPHY!
Because he has sandy claws
Q: Why is the desert lion everyone’s favorite at Christmas?
A: Because he has sandy claws!
Survival Kit
Q: What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors?
A: A survival kit.
Lost all his money
Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I’m paw!
Cat that gets anything
Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
A: Purrr-suasive.
Smoking Cigarette
Q. How do you know when your cat’s done cleaning herself?
A. She’s smoking a cigarette.
Favourite Kitchen tool
Q: what is a cats favorite kitchen tool?
A: The “whisker”.
Hello Kitty
Q: What’s the first thing you say to a cat?
A: HELLO KITTY!
She wanted to be first aid kid
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
Lives in an igloo
Q: What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
A: An eskimew!
Prefer a cat dialogue
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
Pyramids of Giza
Q: Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza?
A: It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus.
Cross a tiger With sheep
Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!
Kind Of cat to have
Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Caught by the police
Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator.
Lion that swam underwater
Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: ‘Claws.’
Cat in a station wagon
Q: What do you call a cat in a station wagon?
A: A car-pet
Pink Panther Show
Q: What is the most breathless thing on television?
A: The Pink Panter Show!