Q: How do chickens get strong?
A: Egg-cersize.

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment

Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

Q: What does a cat call a hummingbird?
A: Fast food.

Q: How do you catch a tame bird?
A: The tame way, unique up on it!

Q: What do you call a parrot that flew away?
A: A polygon

Q: How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?
A: With its sparrowchute.

Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

Q: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?
A: So he could grade his eggs

Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody the Wood Pickle.

Q: How do crows stick together in a flock?
A: Velcrow.

Q :Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
A :He wanted to make a long distance caw.

Q: How do you catch a unique bird?
A: Unique up on it.

Q: Why did the bird get a ticket?
A: It broke the law of gravity!

Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: Because he was caught tweeting on a test.

Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers

Q: Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?
A: He got caught peeping on a test.

Q: What do you call a sad bird?
A: A bluebird!

Q: What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?
A: He was catching all the chickens!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?
A: To get to the other size!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?
A: He was a dirty double crosser!

Q: How did the egg cross the road?
A: It scrambled across!