Q: How do you hire a teddy bear?
A: Put him on stilts!

Q: What was Yogi bear looking for in the picnic basket?
A: Just the “Bear” necessities.

Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh

Q: Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
A: Because he couldn’t bear it!

Q: Did you hear about the man who tried to feed a bear an Apple?
A: It didn’t bear fruit.

Q: Why did the sloth get fired from his job?
A: He would only do the BEAR minimum.

Q: What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?
A: A teddy boar!

Q: What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
A: Bipolar.

Q: What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin!

Q: Have you ever hunted bear?
A: No, but I’ve been shooting in my shorts!

Q: How do you start a teddy bear race?
A: Ready, teddy, go!

Q: Why did the bear get so scared?
A: Because he looked in the mirror

Q: How did the panda who lose his dinner?
A: He was “Bamboozled”!

Q: How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole?
A: With your BEAR hands.

Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they’re in black and white.

Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the PU!

Q: Why was the little bear so spoiled?
A: Because its mother panda’d to its every whim!

Q: Why shouldn’t you take a bear to the zoo?
A: Because they’d rather go to the cinema!

Q: Why do polar bears like bald men?
A: Because they have a great, white, bear place!