Q: What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
A: “It’s just an udder day”
Its justan udder day
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)
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Funny animal jokes
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Wears big and grey masks
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q :What’s big and grey and wears a mask?
A :The elephantom of the opera!
Furious George
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call an angry monkey?
A: Furious George.
A Brr-grrr
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do polar bears like to eat in the cold?
A: A “brrr”-“grrr”!
Lawn moo-er
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A :A lawn moo-er.
Two Giraffes Collide
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get when two giraffes collide?
A: A giraffic jam.
Hot croaka!
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do frogs drink?
A :Hot croako!
KFC bucket..!!
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: How did the headless chicken cross the road?
A: in a KFC bucket.
Bulfrogs
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?
A :Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth!
Dinosaur go extinct
(6 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn’t take a bath!
Like A coconut
(6 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
Hippo cross the road
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Afraid of getting toad
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q :Why didn’t the frog park on the side of the road?
A :He was afraid of getting toad!
Naked Horse
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why was the horse naked?
A: Because the jockey fell off.
Red nosed reindeer
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q : Why did Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer cross the road?
A : Because he was tied to a chicken!
Shark favourite doustin
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is a sharks favorite Dustin Hoffman Film
A: Midnight Caudal
Catch a Rich Squirrel
(6 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do you catch a rich squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a cashew.
blind sparrows
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: Where do blind sparrows go for treatment?
A: The Birds Eye counter!
Restaurant that throws food at your face
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face?
A: a Monkey Business.
Crocodile presents on christmas
(8 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Bullshit
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Q: What family does Maiasaur belong to?
A: I don’t think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Frogs pickup his favourite baskeball team
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q :How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
A :He jumps on the bandwagon.
Stand up comedy
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why doesn’t anybody like the stand-up comedy of Margaret Shark? A: She bites!
Mechanically inclined Squirrel
(7 votes, average: 3.29 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do you catch a mechanically inclined squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a 9/16 12N nut.
So Darn Stupid
(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why does it take more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Because they’re so darn stupid!
Half chicken cross the road
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did half a chicken cross the road?
A: To get to its other side!
Girl wedds with invisible man
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q :Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding?
A : Because in the last analysis she just couldn’t see it!
Egg crisize
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do chickens get strong?
A: Egg-cersize.
Long Turtle
(13 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a turtle with 6 feet?
A: A 6-foot turtle.
Compass
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a donkey with built-in GPS?
A: Comp-ass.
Baseball player with Frog
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do you get when you cross a baseball player with a frog?
A :An outfielder who catches flies and then eats them.
Frogs favourite game
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q :Whats a frogs favorite game?
A :It’s croak-et!
Penguins favourite Popstar
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: Who is a Penguin’s favourite pop star?
A: Seal.
Pickup truck
(6 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)Loading...A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of platypus’. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with platypus’ in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of platypus’, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these platypus’ to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
Make shark laugh
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do you make a shark laugh?
A: Tell a whale of a tale.