Q: What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A: A neigh-bor!
Horse lives next door
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)
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Funny animal jokes
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Double crosser
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: He was a double-crosser!
Cow stop to drink
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: Where does a cow stop to drink?
A: The milky way!
New to the Area
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q :Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
A :Because he was newt to the area!
Her shadow
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing?
A: Her shadow!
what do you mean
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get when you cross a bear and a skunk?
A: I don’t know, but it can easily get a seat on the bus!
Plant a frog
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do you get when you plant a frog?
A :A cr-oak tree.
Sore throat
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A: A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
He’s Rabbit fan!
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
A:Oh, yes. He’s a rabbit fan!
Reindeer wearing ear muffs
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q : What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
A : Anything you want because he can’t hear you!
Croaker Spaniel
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
A :A croaker spaniel!
Moles love chemistry
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...
Q: What element do moles love to study in chemistry?
A: Molybdenum
Farmer like a maigcian
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: When is a farmer like a magician?
A: When he turns his cow into pasture.
Get into Donners house
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q : How do you get into Donner’s house?
A : You ring the “deer”-bell!
Barney in an elevator
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
A: Barney in an elevator.
Difference between Dog and Alligtaor
(6 votes, average: 3.17 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A: One’s bark is worst than his bite.
Physiologists
(7 votes, average: 3.57 out of 5)Loading...Psychologist: What brings you here today?
Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat…..Nuts.
Mule tide greetings
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do donkeys send out near Christmas?
A: Mule-tide greetings.
Peanut Butter
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a dairy cow?
A: Peanut butter.
Choclate melodt
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?
A: A chocolate Moledt
Gatorade
(9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do alligators drink before a race?
A: Gator-Ade.
Little wine
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the grape say when the Lemur stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
It just let out a wine
(10 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the grape say when the otter stood on it?
A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
Big as hippo
(6 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is as big as a hippo but weighs nothing?
A: Its shadow!
Evaporated milk
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What does an invisible man drink?
A: Evaporated milk!
Koalifications
(8 votes, average: 4.13 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why isn’t the the koala a real bear?
A: He doesn’t have the right koalifications.
Act like Chestnut
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do you catch a squirrel with a Katy Perry fixation?
A: Climb a tree and act like a chestnut.
Double Dare
(8 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...One day, a very rich man announced in a party that if any person present in the party dares to swim across the swimming pool which has more than twenty crocodiles, he will be awarded with either half of the rich man’s property or his beautiful daughter. After a period of silence, the rich man saw a young man splashed into the pool swimming as fast as he can, with all his efforts, saving himself from the crocodiles. And at last, he survived through the pool. Everybody started clapping. The rich man was overjoyed with the young man’s bravery. He congratulated him and then asked what do you want, my property or daughter. To this, the man replied, “Sir, neither I want your property, nor your daughter, I just want the man who threw me in the water.”
To he mooon
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: “Where did the cows go last night”?
A: “To the mooon”
Navigator
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a crocodile with GPS?
A: A Navi-gator.
Lost all his money
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the cat say when he lost all his money?
A: I’m paw!
Survival Kit
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors?
A: A survival kit.
Pony sleigh
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q : What does Rudolph want for Christmas?
A : A pony sleigh station!
Pickup your truck
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of badgers. He pulls the guy over and says… “You can’t drive around with badgers in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says “OK”… and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of badgers, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands… “I thought I told you to take these badgers to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies… “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”
Mole acting like idiot
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get when you have a bunch of moles acting like idiots?
A: A bunch of Moleasses