Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A: A tiger lily!
Tiger lily
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)
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Funny animal jokes
(7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)Loading...Why the long face
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: “Why the long face?
Southern Hospitaltiy
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!
Camel Fluge
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!
Somethin about Owl
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: Did you hear the one about the owl?
A: It was a hoot.
Green Pistachio Nuts
(7 votes, average: 2.57 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do you catch an Irish squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a green pistachio nut.
Welcome Tourists
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the polar bear put on the sign when seals were very scarce?
A: “Tourists Welcome!”
It was Dead
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.
T-Rex eat Hamburgers
(5 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!
My nasty smell wife
(6 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...A guy brings a Hippo home , tells his wife it’s a pet.
She asks , “Where are you going to keep it?”
He replies , “In the bedroom.”
“But what about that horrible nasty smell?” ,
she asks. “I got used to you ,
I’m sure he will too!”
They love human blood smell
(6 votes, average: 2.83 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is an alligators favorite smell?
A: Human blood.
Shark Elvis’s biggest hit
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit?
A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark
Cows spies on another cow
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A: A steak out.
Ho-mo-sexual
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: Did you hear about the cow that wasn’t interested in bulls?
A: She was an Ho-Moo-Sexual.
Grab a Bite
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
Goat on mountain
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Q :What do you call a goat on a mountain?
A :Hillbilly.
Difference between Cat and Frog
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q :What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A :A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!
Chicken Joke
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.
Blind Dinasaur
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Jawsome
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME
Stork stand on one leg
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Lay an every day
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hendurance.
They beat eggs
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!
Bunny cross the road
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?
A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!
Airline do Rabbits
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!
Choclate chimp
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is a gorilla’s favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!
Hourgl-ass
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a donkey that keeps time?
A: Hourgl-ass
Zebra black and White peace
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra.
I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a zebra, you’ve seen a maul.
Fatty puss
(6 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat with roast duck? A: A duck-filled-fatty-puss!
Where are sharks from?
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.
Penguins on a rampage
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: a penguin on a rampage
Traffic Was Nuts
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why was the squirrel late for work?
A: Traffic was NUTS.
Giraffe easily turn into boat
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?
A: a GIRRAFT.
Enough Bytes
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!
Buy Sharks on wall streets
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!