Tiger with a snowman

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

At the Spawn shop

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Q :Where do you get frogs eggs?
A :At the spawn shop!

Pious cowboy

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The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the savannah. Three weeks later, a Lemur walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the Lemures mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the Lemur. “Your name is written inside the cover.”

Bronoto swore us

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth?
A: Bronto-swore-us.

Slide down the banana sitter

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Q: How do gorillas get down the stairs?
A: They slide down the banana-ster!

are you mad

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Q : Which reindeer have the shortest legs?
A : The smallest ones!

Golden reciever

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Q: What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?
A: A golden receiver!

Politically savy

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Q: Who was the politcally saavy shark’s favorite Newsweek reporter?
A: Fareed Sharkaria

Crossing the road

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Q: Why did the Raccoon cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!

By e-mole

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Q: How does Avogadro write to his friends?
A: By e-mole!

policeman caught nasty boy

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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a bb gun in one hand and a ferret in the other. “Now Listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever you do to that poor, defenseless creature I shall personally do to you” “In that case,” said the boy. “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

High Bollocks

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Q: What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
A: One has hydrolics and the other has high bollocks

Tadpole

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Q :What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A :A tadpole!

Racist Zebra

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There once were two little zebras who wanted to know if they were white with black stripes, or black with white stripes. One little zebra suggested to visit the “Zebra of the Wise” The two little zebras went to the Zebra of the wise and asked, “Are we black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?” The Zebra of the wise replied ” We are who we are.” The one little zebra said “OK” and ran away. Then the other little zebra followed him. The one little zebra said to the other… ” He didn’t answer us, so what are we?” The one little zebra said ” We are white with black stripes.” The other zebra said “how do you know that.” Then the little zebra said, ” Well if we were black with white stripes he would have said ” We is who we is.”

Hello-hello

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Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?
A: Hello, hello!

Beef stokin off

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Q: What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
A: Beef strokin’ off.

lions birhtday party

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A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?” The teacher said “I don’t know, how?” Jacob then said “You open the door and put it in there!” Then Jacob asked the teacher another question “How do you put a sloth in the fridge?” The teacher then replied “Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?” Jacob said “No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.” Then he asked another question…”All the animals went to the lions birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?” The teacher a bit confused and said “The lion?” Then the student said “No,the sloth because he’s still in the fridge.” then he asked her just one more question….”If there is a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to get across it,how would you” The teacher then says “You would walk over the bridge.” Then Jacob says “No, you would swim across because all the crocodiles are at the lions birthday party!” She laughs and walks away.

Gorilla riding down

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Q :What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
A: A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Farmer become school teacher

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Q: Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?
A: So he could grade his eggs

Dancing sheep

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Q: What do you call a dancing sheep?
A: A baa-lerina!

She was a candy

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Q: Did you hear about the donkey that was afraid to speak up for herself?
A: She was a candy-ass.

Platy tudes

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Q: How did the platypus politician calm the crowd? A: He gave them platy-tudes.

Cows read Newspaper

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Q: What newspaper do cows read?
A: The Daily Moos.

Liam nelson

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Q: Why did Liam Neeson rescue his daughter?
A: He couldn’t lemur behind.

Pasta to cow

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Q: What do you get when you give pasta to a cow?
A: Beefaroni.

Man walks into a Bar

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The hamster stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, “If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?” The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the hamster’s music.
While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. “Sorry,” the man replies, “He’s not for sale.” The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. “No,” he insists, “He’s not for sale.” The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
“Are you insane?” the bartender demanded. “That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!” “Don’t worry about it.” the man answered. “The frog was really nothing special. You see, the hamster’s a ventriloquist.”

Hump and Dump Scheme

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Q: Did you hear about the camel who was accused of stock fraud?
A: He took part in a hump and dump scheme.

Tiger become Herbivore

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Q: Why can’t a tiger become a herbivore?
A: A tiger can’t change his stripes.

Cryalotosaurus

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Q: What dinosaur is always sad?
A: Cryalotosaurus

hippocrite

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Q: What do you call a mean hippo?
A: A hippocrite

Ape Suzettes

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Q:What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?
A:Ape Suzettes!

From scratch

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Q: How do chickens bake a cake?
A: From scratch!

Call 114

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Q: What do you call 144 camels in a box?
A: Gross!

Knock Knock !!

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Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Goat! Goat who?
Goat to believe in magic.