A Polar bear walks into a restaurant in Churchill and says to the waiter, “I’ll have a seal steak . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and a side order of lemmings.” The waiter says….”What’s with the big pause?” The bear replies, “I don’t know… but my father had them, too!”

The devout eskimo lost his favorite Bible while he was ice fishing. Three weeks later, a baby polar bear walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The eskimo couldn’t believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the polar bear’s mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, “It’s a miracle!” “Not really,” said the baby polar bear. “Your name is written inside the cover.”