Q: What does the cougar say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: ‘Let us prey.’
Let us pray!
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)
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Funny animal jokes
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Frog Orders at McDonald’s
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q :What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A :French flies and a diet Croak
Hot cross bunny
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!
Sharks likes fast food
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!
Most popular comic strip
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts
Crocodile with flower
(7 votes, average: 3.43 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!
Bera eat for lunch
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers!
Toad become lighthouse keeper
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A: He had his own frog horn!
Cross a cow and a duck
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!
Four Skin Divers
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: How do you circumsize a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.
Stand between two Llamas
(8 votes, average: 3.38 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
A: llamanated
Cows read newspaper in the Morning
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do cows read in the mornings?
A: The moospaper.
Reindeer with three eyes
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Q : What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
A : Reiiindeer
They were Chicken
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because they were chicken
Rabbit’s favourite Dance style
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
A: Hip-Hop!
Fly over his Grudrail
(5 votes, average: 3.80 out of 5)Loading...In Portland, Maine a 500 pound moose jumped off an overpass on route I-95, falling 20 feet to it’s death. Witnesses say they overheard the moose scream before jumping, “Hey Rocky, watch me fly over this guardrail!”
Salty Whale
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Son: ‘Dad, why is the sea salty?’ Father: ‘Son, when a male blue whale mates, it releases over 40,000 gallons of sperm. Only 30% of this reaches the female and you ask me the why the sea is salty..
IHOP restaurants
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Where do rabbits work?
A: At IHOP restaurants!
Time to get a new bad
(5 votes, average: 3.20 out of 5)Loading...Q :What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A :Time to get a new bed!
Hello Kitty
(5 votes, average: 3.40 out of 5)Loading...Q: What’s the first thing you say to a cat?
A: HELLO KITTY!
Call a Dinasaur
(4 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops
Cristmias trees
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? “Horn”-aments!
I liked the books
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a ferret sitting next to him. “Are you a ferret?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The ferret replied, “Well, I liked the book.
Lilly Love
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q : What do you call a woman with a toad on her head?
A : Lilly.
Waiter say to the horse
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.
Anywhere wants to
(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: Where does a cougar sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!
Roaster with a telephone
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.
Blind people can hate otters
(10 votes, average: 2.30 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why do otters stink?
A: So blind people can hate them too.
Marine biologists
(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)Loading...Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
A: “My shark ate it!”
Rubbish
(4 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !
Name six wild animals
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Q :Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
A :Students:”Four elephants and two lions!”
Gorilla are cheetahs
(5 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)Loading...Q: Why don’t the gorillas in the jungle play poker any more?
A: There are just too many Cheetahs.
Mole the merrier
(4 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)Loading...Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?
A: The mole the merrier!
Tiger and a snow man
(5 votes, average: 4.20 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!
Dinosaur gets car Accident
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)Loading...Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!