Tiger lily

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Q: What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A: A tiger lily!

Why the long face

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Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: “Why the long face?

Southern Hospitaltiy

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Q: How does a horse from Kentucky greet another horse?
A: With Southern Horspitality!

Camel Fluge

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Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!

Somethin about Owl

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Q: Did you hear the one about the owl?
A: It was a hoot.

Green Pistachio Nuts

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Q: How do you catch an Irish squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a green pistachio nut.

Welcome Tourists

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Q: What did the polar bear put on the sign when seals were very scarce?
A: “Tourists Welcome!”

It was Dead

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Q: Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?
A: It was dead.

T-Rex eat Hamburgers

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers?
A: Because he is a meat eater!

My nasty smell wife

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A guy brings a Hippo home , tells his wife it’s a pet.
She asks , “Where are you going to keep it?”
He replies , “In the bedroom.”
“But what about that horrible nasty smell?” ,
she asks. “I got used to you ,
I’m sure he will too!”

Shark Elvis’s biggest hit

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Q: What was Shark Elvis’s biggest hit?
A: You Ain’t Nothin’ But A Houndshark

Cows spies on another cow

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Q: What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A: A steak out.

Ho-mo-sexual

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Q: Did you hear about the cow that wasn’t interested in bulls?
A: She was an Ho-Moo-Sexual.

Grab a Bite

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Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?

Goat on mountain

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Q :What do you call a goat on a mountain?
A :Hillbilly.

Difference between Cat and Frog

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Q :What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A :A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night!

Chicken Joke

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because the chicken joke wasn’t invented yet.

Blind Dinasaur

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Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: adoyouthinkhesaurus.

Jawsome

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Q: what did the street shark say when something radical happened?
A: JAWESOME

Stork stand on one leg

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Q: Why does a stork stand on one leg?
A: Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.

Lay an every day

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Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
A: Hendurance.

They beat eggs

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Q: Why don’t chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs!

Bunny cross the road

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Q: Why did the bunny cross the road?
A: He wanted to prove he could hip hop!

Airline do Rabbits

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Q: What airline do rabbits use?
A: British Hare-ways!

Choclate chimp

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Q: What is a gorilla’s favorite cookie?
A: Chocolate chimp!

Hourgl-ass

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Q: What do you call a donkey that keeps time?
A: Hourgl-ass

Zebra black and White peace

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Q: What is black and white and eats like a horse?
A: A zebra.
I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a zebra, you’ve seen a maul.

Fatty puss

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Q: What do you get if you cross a hungry cat with roast duck? A: A duck-filled-fatty-puss!

Penguins on a rampage

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: a penguin on a rampage

Traffic Was Nuts

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Q: Why was the squirrel late for work?
A: Traffic was NUTS.

Enough Bytes

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Q: What’s the similarity between a Alligator and Windows?
A: Neither of them has enough bytes!

Buy Sharks on wall streets

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Q: Where can you buy sharks on Wall Street?
A: At the shark (stock) market, of course!