Let us pray!

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Q: What does the cougar say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ?
A: ‘Let us prey.’

Frog Orders at McDonald’s

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Q :What did the frog order at McDonald’s?
A :French flies and a diet Croak

Hot cross bunny

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Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny!

Sharks likes fast food

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Q: Why don’t sharks like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Most popular comic strip

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Q: What is the shark worlds most popular comic strip
A: Seanuts

Crocodile with flower

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Q: What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower?
A: I don’t know, but I’m not going to smell it!

Bera eat for lunch

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Q: What to polar bears eat for lunch?
A: Ice berg-ers!

Toad become lighthouse keeper

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Q: Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A: He had his own frog horn!

Cross a cow and a duck

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!

Four Skin Divers

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Q: How do you circumsize a whale?
A: You send down four-skin divers.

Stand between two Llamas

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Q: What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
A: llamanated

Reindeer with three eyes

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Q : What do you call a reindeer with three eyes?
A : Reiiindeer

They were Chicken

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Q: Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
A: Because they were chicken

Fly over his Grudrail

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In Portland, Maine a 500 pound moose jumped off an overpass on route I-95, falling 20 feet to it’s death. Witnesses say they overheard the moose scream before jumping, “Hey Rocky, watch me fly over this guardrail!”

Salty Whale

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Son: ‘Dad, why is the sea salty?’ Father: ‘Son, when a male blue whale mates, it releases over 40,000 gallons of sperm. Only 30% of this reaches the female and you ask me the why the sea is salty..

IHOP restaurants

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Q: Where do rabbits work?
A: At IHOP restaurants!

Time to get a new bad

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Q :What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
A :Time to get a new bed!

Hello Kitty

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Q: What’s the first thing you say to a cat?
A: HELLO KITTY!

Call a Dinasaur

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Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: Try and try and try and try-ceratops

Cristmias trees

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What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? “Horn”-aments!

I liked the books

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A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a ferret sitting next to him. “Are you a ferret?” asked the man, surprised. “Yes.” “What are you doing at the movies?” The ferret replied, “Well, I liked the book.

Lilly Love

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Q : What do you call a woman with a toad on her head?
A : Lilly.

Waiter say to the horse

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Q: What did the waiter say to the horse?
A: I can’t take your order. That’s not my stable.

Anywhere wants to

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Q: Where does a cougar sleep?
A: Anywhere he wants to!

Roaster with a telephone

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole?
A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.

Marine biologists

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Q: What was the marine biologist’s kid’s excuse for not having his homework?
A: “My shark ate it!”

Rubbish

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Q: What makes more noise than a dinosaur ?
A: Two dinosaurs !

Name six wild animals

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Q :Teacher: “Name six wild animals”
A :Students:”Four elephants and two lions!”

Gorilla are cheetahs

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Q: Why don’t the gorillas in the jungle play poker any more?
A: There are just too many Cheetahs.

Mole the merrier

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Q: What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his party?
A: The mole the merrier!

Tiger and a snow man

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Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman?
A: Frost-bite!

Dinosaur gets car Accident

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Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident?
A: Tyrannasaurus wreck!