Two cows were out in a field eating grass. One cow turns to the other cow and says, “Moooooo!” “Hey”, the other cow replies…. “I was just about to say the same thing!”
Q: Did you hear that Chuck Norris is a matador?
A: He takes the bull by the horns.
Q :What is an elephants favorite film? Elephantasia What do elephants say as a compliment?
A :You look elephantastic!
Q: What do cats wear at night?
Q: Why don’t dinosaurs ever forget?
A: Because no one ever tells them anything!
Q: What do you call a happy rabbit?
A: An Hop-timist.
Q: What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears ?
A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
Q : Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
A : Because they are both tail bearers
Q: Why don’t sharks have tools?
A: They don’t have opposable thumbs
Q: What do get when a platypus crosses the road? A: You get a flatypus.
An englishman an irishman and a scotsman were in the sweltering desert walking around looking desperatly for something to eat and drink, when, as if out of nowhere, a camel appeared. The englishman caught the camel and spluttered I support “Liverpool, so I suppose I better eat the liver.” The scotsman immediately shouted, “Well I support Hearts so I’ll eat the heart.” And then the rather mentally challenged irishman said, “I support Arsenal, but I don’t feel hungry any more.
Q: How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Q: What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A: A hare dryer!
Q :What’s grey but turns red?
A :An embarrassed elephant!
Q: Why did the squirrel take apart the classic car?
A: To get down to the nuts and bolts.
Q :What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
Q :What do you call a passenger plane shaped like an elephant?
A :A dumbo jet.
Q :What do you call the rabbit up the elephant’s sweater?
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
A: A lawnmooer.
Q : What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?
A : Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, you’d listen!
Q: What do you call a polar bear on thin ice?
A: an ice breaker
1.”We will do it” means “You will do it”
2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you”
3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the
4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done
“At least not tomorrow!”
5.”After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views” means “I have already decided, I will tell you what to do”
6.”There was a slight miscommunication” means “We had actually lied”
7.”Lets call a meeting and discuss” means “I have no time now, will talk later”
8.”We can always do it” means “We actually cannot do the same on time”
9.”We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline” means “The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.”
10.”We had slight differences of opinion “means “We had actually fought”
11.”Make a list of the work that you do and let’s see how I can help you” means “Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me”
12.”You should have told me earlier” means “Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!”
13.”We need to find out the real reason” means “Well I will tell you where your fault is”
14.”Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected,” means, “Well you know…”
15.”We are a team,” means, “I am not the only one to be blamed”
16.”That’s actually a good question” means “I do not know anything about it”
17.”All the Best” means “You are in trouble”
Q: What’s black and white and goes round and around?
A: A Penguin in a revolving door.
Q :What did the shark say to the whale?
A: What are you blubbering about?
Q: What do you call a kids book about otters?
A: Harry Otter.
Q :What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail?
A :This is the end of me!
Q: What animal sounds like a sheep but isn’t?
A: A baaaa-boon!
In an elephant’s school, some loafer elephants were hanging around in the canteen. A sexy female elephant passes by the canteen.
Then one of the elephants says: “Look yaar, 3600 – 2400 – 3600!!”
Q: What do you get if you cross a polar bear and a harp seal?
A: A bear faced lyre!
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Q: what is a sheep’s favourite food?
A: chocolate baar.
Q : What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A : A rubbit!
Q: What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
A: Winnie the PU!
Q: What do you call a grumpy cow?
Q :What do you call a hamster with no legs?
A: A furball.