Tiger eats the comedian

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Q: What happened when the tiger ate the comedian ?
A: He felt funny !

Gossips not good for health

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Q : Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
A : Because they are both tail bearers!

Babmi invites in birthday party

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Q: Who did Bambi invite to his birthday party?
A: His nearest and deer-est friends.

show your skunks

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Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A: A phew!

Hare cut of rabbit

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Q: What do you call an operation on a rabbit?
A: A hare-cut.

Both have big memories

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Q :How are elephants and computers similar?
A :They both have big memories.

Video Camera & toilet room

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Take your Video camera (take someone elses if you don’t have one)
2) Enter your toilet room
3) From the other side of the room to the toilet, stand on a chair and video a shot from near the ceiling of your toilet seat (about 5 mins should do)
4) Have a party !!
5) When someone leaves the room to visit the lav. put the cassette in your vid player.
6) Just before the person re-enters the room start playing the tape – with everyone in the room laughing at the TV screen.
7) WATCH THE FACE OF THE PERSON RE-ENTERING THE ROOM !! 🙂

Swimming trucks

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Q :What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?
A :Swimming Trunks

It really stinks

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Q: Have you heard the skunk joke?
A: You don’t want to; it really stinks!

Their Wit so sharp

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Q: Why are alligators comedians so funny?
A: Their wit is as razor sharp as their teeth!

Penguins get money

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Q: Were do penguins get money from?
A: A fishbank.

Dinosaur trick are so rare

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Q: What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks?
A: More than the dinosaur !

Moo-ltiplication

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Q: What Is A Cows Favorite Type Of Math?
A: Moo-tiplication

Lazy hippopotamus

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Q: What do you call a lazy hippo?
A: A hippopota-mess!

Preferred Frogs car

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Q :Whats the preferred car of frogs?
A :The Beetle.

terrible lawyers

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Q: Why do sharks make terrible lawyers?
A: They’re too nice!

Titanic doob rha si

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Titanic doob riha si,
ik gore ne santu nu puchiya etho zameen kini dur h?
Santa 1 km.
Gora: kehdi side?
Santa :niche di side

The Naked Ape!

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Q :Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
A : The Naked Ape!

Lighthouse keeper

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Q :Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
A :He had his own frog horn!

Dinosaour cross the road

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Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
A: The chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

Frog Commit Suicide

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Q: How do frogs die?
A: They commit suicide!

European Squirell

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Q: How do you catch a European Squirrel?
A: Climb a tree and act like a metric nut.

They cant catch it

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Q: Why don’t crocodiles like fast food?
A: Because they can’t catch it!

Goat playin the piano

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Q :What do you call a goat playing the piano?
A :Billy Joel.

Touchasaurus Spot.

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Q: How do you upset a dinosaur?
A: Touchasaurus Spot.

Avagadro exagerrate

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Q: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?
A: He makes mountains out of mole hills

Cuts down a tree !!

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Q: What does a logger say before he cuts down a tree?
A: Let the chimps fall where they may.

an octapus

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Q:what do you get when you cross a platypus with 8 tenticles? A: An octa-pus.

Sir???

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Q :What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ?
A: Sir!

Cinderelephant

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Q :What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
A :Cinderelephant!

Mooney

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Q: What do cows get when they do all their chores?
A: Mooney.

how do you??

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A student named Jacob was sitting in class one day and the teacher walked by and he asked her “How do you put an elephant in the fridge?” The teacher said “I don’t know, how?” Jacob then said “You open the door and put it in there!” Then Jacob asked the teacher another question “How do you put a girraffe in the fridge?” The teacher then replied “Ohh I know this one, you open the door and put it in there?” Jacob said “No, you open the door, take the elephant out, and then you put it in there.” Then he asked another question…”All the animals went to the lions birthday party, except one animal, which one was it?” The teacher a bit confused and said “The lion?” Then the student said “No,the girraffe because he’s still in the fridge.” then he asked her just one more question….”If there is a river full of alligators and you wanted to get across it,how would you” The teacher then says “You would walk over the bridge.” Then Jacob says “No, you would swim across because all the alligators are at the lions birthday party!” She laughs and walks away.

Whats yellow?

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Q: What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown?
A: Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin!

Sharks attacks lawyer

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Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
A: Professional courtesy!