HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.
SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!
Related Jokess: - Email to wife (wrong recipient)
- Discoveries of man & woman
- Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai
- Bill gates & gujju
- 100 Camels for Wife
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wah! jo bi likha hay ksm say bilkul perfect likha hay.
Comment by hafsa — May 18, 2009 #
Dum hai. But what about sms women
Comment by egoman — November 12, 2009 #