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Types of woman

HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

INTERNET woman:
Difficult to access.

SERVER woman:
Always busy when you need her.

CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman:
Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!

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1. wah! jo bi likha hay ksm say bilkul perfect likha hay.

   Comment by hafsa — May 18, 2009 #

2. Dum hai. But what about sms women

   Comment by egoman — November 12, 2009 #

3. Laptop women

   Comes Where u Go!!!

   Comment by rahul — May 17, 2010 #

4. all diis r some of dia features 100% agreed

   Comment by umar — June 13, 2010 #

5. Ya Im Internet Woman…….

   Comment by Manjula — June 21, 2011 #

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