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Top 20 funny quotes

[1] Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

[2] Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

[3] Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

[4] I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.

[5] Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

[6] Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.

[7] You can’t buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

[8] Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

[9] Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

[10] Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.

[11] My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.

[12] Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

[13] Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

[14] A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

[15] You’re getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them.

[16] It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.

[17] Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

[18] It’s funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

[19] There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

[20] There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it!

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1. that very nice thanxxxxxxxxxxxxx

   Comment by imyna — September 20, 2008 #

2. thank you for this site i preshate your talent

   Comment by imyna — September 20, 2008 #

3. Very funny……………….
   very nice………………….

   Comment by Mitho Awan — October 26, 2008 #

4. dat was a stand up performance.nice one!

   Comment by MARVIN — January 1, 2009 #

5. this is really useful for every married person

   Comment by LUCKY — January 13, 2009 #

6. ARE AE TO EKDAM BAKWAS HAI

   Comment by LUCKY — January 13, 2009 #

7. Nice actualy very nice

   Comment by Shekhar — March 20, 2009 #

8. it doesn’t matter

   Comment by david bowah — April 20, 2009 #

9. Jokes are mostly fresh. Quotes are very nice. I wish this website always extract there type of fresh jokes for the world laugh.

   Comment by Anoop Godara — May 11, 2009 #

10. It is really funny and it has some truths inside. i love it.

    Comment by ANG — June 3, 2009 #

11. i lyk it

    Comment by collen — September 16, 2009 #

12. sab bakwas!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Comment by Tariq — September 23, 2009 #

13. Teri Maa ki MC BC

    Comment by Randi — October 13, 2009 #

14. One word for u … ‘lovely’

    Comment by Jitu — April 19, 2010 #

15. i don laugh tire 4here ooooo but anyways na true yarns all of dem be.

    Comment by starlyte — November 16, 2010 #

16. Awesome

    Comment by Liaqat — April 21, 2011 #

17. Those Quotes all very nice ……….. sooperb lyks vry much.

    Comment by Manjula — June 21, 2011 #

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