Lit Fun

Time to go home

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar and orders a double martini on the rocks.

After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.”

The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home.”

Related Jokess:

1. Get me a beer before it starts
2. A Really Bad Day (joke)
3. I’m waiting on my house
4. Miserable guy in the bar
5. Sardar needs a toilet paper

4 Comments »

RSS feed for comments on this post. TrackBack URI

1. so funny

   Comment by This is so funny! Infact, i dont know when i will stop laughing. — March 21, 2010 #

2. Men i think i understands what he mearnt..ha.ha.

   Comment by Linda osita — April 1, 2010 #

3. All are very nice , i like very nice

   Comment by Ari krishnan — April 18, 2010 #

4. chettaga undi

   Comment by venkatesh — June 15, 2010 #

Leave a comment