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The taxi driver & S.T Peter

A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.

“Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.

The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.

“Wow, thank you”, said the taxi driver.

Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.

“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up”, said the priest. “Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.”

“Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!”

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1. hmmmmm… it is to be followedd by all travellers.

   Comment by LIAQUAT ALI KHAN — October 11, 2008 #

2. Taxi drivers should always be overspeeding

   Comment by Muktar — December 28, 2008 #

3. Hehehehe Good Joke

   Comment by Ayesha — May 19, 2009 #

4. very good one

   Comment by kishore — January 19, 2010 #

5. nice one

   Comment by timmer — August 13, 2010 #

6. hahahahahahahahaha very funny

   Comment by timmer — August 13, 2010 #

7. txy driver mst b overspeeding …………….haha..really funny joke…….

   Comment by see-heey zeen — August 9, 2011 #

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