* You make tea in a saucepan.(can’t see this versatile use of domestic things)

* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.(same as above)

* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.(according to constitution wardrobes are only place to keep them!!)

* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn’t talk to her for ten years.
(Or she she could have killed her)

* You call an older person you’ve never met before “uncle”.
(U should call him hey mother F@kr)

* You hide everything from your parents.
(i think u keep ur door open doing sx)

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
(and they throw female in dustbin!! Have u seen any girl child???)
* You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
(really working for ur nearest one is shame!! you shoud try it for a hotel)

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
(or u consider whole city as ur relative)

* Everyone is a family friend.
(u shouldn’t have A FAMILY)

* Everyone always called you for help on homework.
(helping other is sin)

* You read law, medicine or engineering at university.
(u should read it at beer bar)

* You were thick so you read computer science or business instead.(Any suggestion?)
* You know no one who has read music.
(could somebody tell me who is A R Rahman, Lata Mangeskar?)

* You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
(u should not have ur own choice)
* You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
(U can choose ur own stable)

* Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
(so what?)

* You only make telephone calls after 6pm.
(please define)

* You like the meat well done.
(so?)

* You eat onions with everything.
(does it make any sense?)
* You use chili sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
(every1 have different choice that’s ur )

* You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
(other fight Over OIL in Arab)

* You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.
(who told u so?)

* You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
(cause we love what we have.)

* You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you’re with but the waiters don’t understand you.
(Is it ur personal experience?)
* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
(Its called culture Dumb@ss)

* You always say “open the light” instead of “turn the light on”.
(Language is for communication not to showoff )

* You secure your baggage with a rope.
(R u from 18th century?)

* You’re walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
(Cause we r not Orphans )
* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.
(Really we should dance !!)
* You go back to your parents’ country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
(not because UR NRI Its love lol)

* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
(Because he don’t want us to do the same)

* To your American friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid.
(open ur mind be versatile)

* Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names.
(Don’t they have anything to do?)
* Your parents call all your friends “Beta” whether they are Indian or not.
(They should call them @ssWh0le as they r not Indian)

* If you aren’t married and you turn 25, your parents start wringing their hands and proclaim that it’s too late.
(just wait till 60 pension would make married life better)
* You are sick and tired of answering questions about “the dot”.
(that’s u)

* Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried.
(r u mixed breed?)

* You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried.
(I’m not)
* Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they’re not fighting.
(R u really from 18th century?)
* You notice that whenever you go to another Indian’s house, your parents always talk about businesses… especially if they’re for sale.
(They should talk about S@x)

* The second you pull out of someone’s driveway, your parents start talking about them.
(Instead praising in front cursing in back)
* Your parents worry what other people will think if you’re not going to be a doctor/lawyer/engineer.
(ya they don’t consider Crime as good carrier)

* You’re parent’s always say, “It’s cheaper in India”
(Because it is the fact!!!)