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Advertisement Sardar needs a toilet paperBanta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.
Next week Banta finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids. He asks Santa to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Banta goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food. Next week Banta comes to Woolworth’s with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Banta: “What the….! This is shit you…!” and Banta calmly replies: “Yes, and I want toilet paper”. Related Jokess:
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Comment by Rahul — February 19, 2008 #
Serves him right.
Why so strict with animals?
Good one joke
Comment by george — May 10, 2008 #
yes these are very nice jokes please send me such jokes so that i can enjoy
Comment by Fazil — May 15, 2008 #
Hi!
The joke is very nice.
Regards,
Jassi
Comment by Jassi — August 8, 2008 #
very nice joke i cant stop laughing till my intercostals didnt allow me more thank u so much
Comment by prasada Rao — September 22, 2008 #
very good joke, did right with the manager………
Comment by saif — October 13, 2008 #
nice (joke and punishment to manager)
Thank you very much
Comment by raz — March 3, 2009 #
this one’s gotta be an amazing one as it’s got 2 meanings-1.don’t be strict for animals 2.you get a bad tit-for-tat gesture when you’re too mean!!!
Comment by radhika koyal — May 15, 2009 #
VERY FUNIEST JOKE ONCE AGAIN SARDAR PROOF HIM SELF
Comment by AISHWARYA — June 5, 2009 #
very nice sardar jokes
Comment by masood khaki — January 24, 2010 #
why it is a sardar every time, any way good one
Comment by Abdul Waheed — February 5, 2010 #
ahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…………..
get lost
Comment by PUSSY CAT — February 17, 2010 #
very nice sms & very funny sms ……..thank u…
Comment by raj — March 31, 2010 #
YOUR JOKES ARE RELLY GOOD SPECIALLY THE FUNNY JOKES ARE FANTASTIC.
Comment by SAQIB — June 19, 2010 #
lame joke!!
Comment by carly — August 14, 2010 #
heehehehe awsome..1…
Comment by ash — August 26, 2010 #
ha;;;haa;;;haa very nice joke and intresting
Comment by pranita — September 11, 2010 #
Sardar will be sardar
Comment by ram — September 12, 2010 #
crack`d a nice joke lol!ha ha ha ha ha
he he he he he!lol
Comment by ruzan and ethan — November 26, 2010 #
hmmmm…. nice 1
Comment by Manjula — June 21, 2011 #
YOUR JOKES ARE RELLY GOOD SPECIALLY THE FUNNY JOKES ARE FANTASTIC.he he he he he!lol
Comment by nish — July 31, 2011 #