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Sardar needs a toilet paper

Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids.

He asks Santa to show him his cat before he could let him have cat food. Banta goes home and returns with a cat and gets to buy the cat food.

Next week Banta finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of dog food and goes to check out. The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy has a cat but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.

He asks Santa to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have dog food. Banta goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

Next week Banta comes to Woolworth’s with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. The Manager puts his hand in the bag and immediately takes it out. He shouts at Banta: “What the….! This is shit you…!” and Banta calmly replies: “Yes, and I want toilet paper”.

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4. Sardar reaction on weather forecast
5. Santa singh starting chicken farm

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1. Saleem Here find a new Joke.

   Comment by Rahul — February 19, 2008 #

2. Serves him right.
   Why so strict with animals?

   Good one joke

   Comment by george — May 10, 2008 #

3. yes these are very nice jokes please send me such jokes so that i can enjoy

   Comment by Fazil — May 15, 2008 #

4. Hi!

   The joke is very nice.

   Regards,
   Jassi

   Comment by Jassi — August 8, 2008 #

5. very nice joke i cant stop laughing till my intercostals didnt allow me more thank u so much

   Comment by prasada Rao — September 22, 2008 #

6. very good joke, did right with the manager………

   Comment by saif — October 13, 2008 #

7. nice (joke and punishment to manager)
   Thank you very much

   Comment by raz — March 3, 2009 #

8. this one’s gotta be an amazing one as it’s got 2 meanings-1.don’t be strict for animals 2.you get a bad tit-for-tat gesture when you’re too mean!!!

   Comment by radhika koyal — May 15, 2009 #

9. VERY FUNIEST JOKE ONCE AGAIN SARDAR PROOF HIM SELF

   Comment by AISHWARYA — June 5, 2009 #

10. very nice sardar jokes

    Comment by masood khaki — January 24, 2010 #

11. why it is a sardar every time, any way good one

    Comment by Abdul Waheed — February 5, 2010 #

12. ahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…………..
    get lost

    Comment by PUSSY CAT — February 17, 2010 #

13. very nice sms & very funny sms ……..thank u…

    Comment by raj — March 31, 2010 #

14. YOUR JOKES ARE RELLY GOOD SPECIALLY THE FUNNY JOKES ARE FANTASTIC.

    Comment by SAQIB — June 19, 2010 #

15. lame joke!!

    Comment by carly — August 14, 2010 #

16. heehehehe awsome..1…

    Comment by ash — August 26, 2010 #

17. ha;;;haa;;;haa very nice joke and intresting

    Comment by pranita — September 11, 2010 #

18. Sardar will be sardar

    Comment by ram — September 12, 2010 #

19. crack`d a nice joke lol!ha ha ha ha ha

    he he he he he!lol

    Comment by ruzan and ethan — November 26, 2010 #

20. hmmmm…. nice 1

    Comment by Manjula — June 21, 2011 #

21. YOUR JOKES ARE RELLY GOOD SPECIALLY THE FUNNY JOKES ARE FANTASTIC.he he he he he!lol

    Comment by nish — July 31, 2011 #

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