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Sardar needs a toilet paper  (13 votes, average: 4.23 out of 5) Loading ...Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. World without engineers (8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Engineers had made our life very comfortable by using science and technology. Transportation
A mathematician organizes a raffle (6 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...A mathematician organizes a raffle in which the prize is an infinite amount of money paid over an infinite amount of time.
Of course, with the promise of such a prize, his tickets sell like hot cake. When the winning ticket is drawn, and the jubilant winner comes to claim his prize, the mathematician explains the mode of payment: “1 dollar now, 1/2 dollar next week, 1/3 dollar the week after that…” Mathematician wants to become fireman (8 votes, average: 2.63 out of 5) Loading ...One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman. The fire chief says, “Well, you look like a good guy. I’d be glad to hire you, but first I have to give you a little test.”
The fire chief takes the mathematician to the alley behind the fire department which contains a dumpster, a spigot, and a hose. The chief then says, “OK, you’re walking in the alley and you see the dumpster here is on fire. What do you do?” Give practical example of this principle (8 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...Math Teacher :
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