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Nice way to leave ur nerdy husband  (7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5) Loading ...
Sardar needs a toilet paper (16 votes, average: 4.31 out of 5) Loading ...Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy cannot have a cat and will probably feed cat food to his kids. World without engineers (8 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Engineers had made our life very comfortable by using science and technology. Transportation
A mathematician organizes a raffle (8 votes, average: 2.88 out of 5) Loading ...A mathematician organizes a raffle in which the prize is an infinite amount of money paid over an infinite amount of time.
Of course, with the promise of such a prize, his tickets sell like hot cake. When the winning ticket is drawn, and the jubilant winner comes to claim his prize, the mathematician explains the mode of payment: “1 dollar now, 1/2 dollar next week, 1/3 dollar the week after that…” Mathematician wants to become fireman (10 votes, average: 2.3 out of 5) Loading ...One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman. The fire chief says, “Well, you look like a good guy. I’d be glad to hire you, but first I have to give you a little test.”
The fire chief takes the mathematician to the alley behind the fire department which contains a dumpster, a spigot, and a hose. The chief then says, “OK, you’re walking in the alley and you see the dumpster here is on fire. What do you do?” |
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