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I like your thinking

A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Mark.

He replies, “None , they will all fly away with the first gunshot.”
The teacher replies, “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.”

Then little Mark says, “I have a question for YOU. ”
There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?”

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.”
To which Little Mark replied,
“The correct answer is ‘the one with the Wedding ring on,” but I like your thinking.”

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1. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha…. Great. I liked it, cool, cool. Expecting more in future through e-mail.

   Regards,

   Comment by tanveer — December 31, 2007 #

2. Ha Ha Ha Ha, Great,I liked it. Expecting more in future through e-mail.

   Comment by tanveer — December 31, 2007 #

3. ausome lovely

   Comment by adex — January 21, 2008 #

4. I think it was very funny but a little stupid

   Comment by Fred15 — January 24, 2008 #

5. good joke thot of it more comseeee comsaa (french for not very good and not very bad)mlol

   Comment by sabah — January 26, 2008 #

6. funny !

   send more such ones to my mail

   Comment by somya harsh — February 21, 2008 #

7. wow that was fanny

   Comment by rector — October 29, 2009 #

8. Good joke .realy funny.children of tommorow

   Comment by Farooq — March 9, 2010 #

9. Best answer! Realy fuuny.children of new age

   Comment by Farooq jan marwat — March 9, 2010 #

10. wow ….wonderful funny sms….! thank u…….!

    Comment by raj — March 31, 2010 #

11. nice joke

    Comment by santosh — May 21, 2010 #

12. nice

    Comment by dhani — October 27, 2010 #

13. oooooookkkkkkkkeeeeeeey, that was something, kept mwa thinking i must confess

    Comment by shonate — October 29, 2010 #

14. Ha ha little gud more bad………. but i like it

    Comment by Manjula — June 21, 2011 #

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