The indian life is best because…

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* There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them.

* You make tea in a saucepan.

* You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.

* You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.

* You have a ‘Singer Brother’ sewing machine at home.

* Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn’t talk to her for ten years.

* You call an older person you’ve never met before “uncle”.

* You hide everything from your parents.

* Your mother does everything for you if you are male.

* You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.

* Your relatives alone could populate a small city.

* Everyone is a family friend.

* Everyone always called you for help on homework.

* You read law, medicine or engineering at university.

* You were thick so you read computer science or business instead.

* You know no one who has read music.

* You went to a university as far away from home as possible.

* You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.

* Your best friend got married at the age of 16.

* You only make telephone calls after 6pm.

* You like the meat well done.

* You eat onions with everything.

* You use chilli sauce instead of tomato ketchup.

* You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

* You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.

* You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.

* You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you’re with but the waiters don’t understand you.

* You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.

* You always say “open the light” instead of “turn the light on”.

* You secure your baggage with a rope.

* You’re walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.

* You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.

* You go back to your parents’ country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.

* You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.

* To your American friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid.

* Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names.

* Your parents call all your friends “Beta” whether they are Indian or not.

* If you aren’t married and you turn 25, your parents start wringing their hands and proclaim that it’s too late.

* You are sick and tired of answering questions about “the dot”.

* Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried.

* You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried.

* Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they’re not fighting.

* You notice that whenever you go to another Indian’s house, your parents always talk about businesses… especially if they’re for sale.

* The second you pull out of someone’s driveway, your parents start talking about them.

* Your parents worry what other people will think if you’re not going to be a doctor/lawyer/engineer.

* You’re parent’s always say, “It’s cheaper in India”

8 Comments

  1. Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
    Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
    Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
    tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

  2. hey u need not abuse Indian’s with this sort of crap and this is not at all funny India has more positives than negatives

  3. Indian life is (not) best because:
    *There is sale on any “item” (not on human values)

    * You make tea in a saucepan.(can’t see this versatile use of domestic things)

    * You never buy bin bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it.(same as above)

    * You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes.(according to constitution wardrobes are only place to keep them!!)

    * Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn’t talk to her for ten years.
    (Or she she could have killed her)

    * You call an older person you’ve never met before “uncle”.
    (U should call him hey mother F@kr)

    * You hide everything from your parents.
    (i think u keep ur door open doing sx)

    * Your mother does everything for you if you are male.
    (and they throw female in dustbin!! Have u seen any girl child???)
    * You do all the housework and cooking if you are female.
    (really working for ur nearest one is shame!! you shoud try it for a hotel)

    * Your relatives alone could populate a small city.
    (or u consider whole city as ur relative)

    * Everyone is a family friend.
    (u shouldn’t have A FAMILY)

    * Everyone always called you for help on homework.
    (helping other is sin)

    * You read law, medicine or engineering at university.
    (u should read it at beer bar)

    * You were thick so you read computer science or business instead.(Any suggestion?)
    * You know no one who has read music.
    (could somebody tell me who is A R Rahman, Lata Mangeskar?)

    * You went to a university as far away from home as possible.
    (u should not have ur own choice)
    * You still came back home to live with your parents after you had finished.
    (U can choose ur own stable)

    * Your best friend got married at the age of 16.
    (so what?)

    * You only make telephone calls after 6pm.
    (please define)

    * You like the meat well done.
    (so?)

    * You eat onions with everything.
    (does it make any sense?)
    * You use chili sauce instead of tomato ketchup.
    (every1 have different choice that’s ur )

    * You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
    (other fight Over OIL in Arab)

    * You say you hate Indian films(/songs) but secretly watch(/hear) them with your parents.
    (who told u so?)

    * You teach Westerners swearwords in your language.
    (cause we love what we have.)

    * You order Indian food in your own language to impress the people you’re with but the waiters don’t understand you.
    (Is it ur personal experience?)
    * You avoid public places when with a member of the opposite sex, especially if there is an acquaintance within a 250 miles radius.
    (Its called culture Dumb@ss)

    * You always say “open the light” instead of “turn the light on”.
    (Language is for communication not to showoff )

    * You secure your baggage with a rope.
    (R u from 18th century?)

    * You’re walking out of customs with your trolley at the airport and you see all twenty-five members of your family who have come to pick you up.
    (Cause we r not Orphans )
    * You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. overweight.
    (Really we should dance !!)
    * You go back to your parents’ country and people treat you like a member of the royal family.
    (not because UR NRI Its love lol)

    * You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
    (Because he don’t want us to do the same)

    * To your American friends, oil is used purely for cooking and not as a grooming aid.
    (open ur mind be versatile)

    * Your parents have nicknames but only because people they work with just stop when trying to read their names.
    (Don’t they have anything to do?)
    * Your parents call all your friends “Beta” whether they are Indian or not.
    (They should call them @ssWh0le as they r not Indian)

    * If you aren’t married and you turn 25, your parents start wringing their hands and proclaim that it’s too late.
    (just wait till 60 pension would make married life better)
    * You are sick and tired of answering questions about “the dot”.
    (that’s u)

    * Your friends could not explain your religion to someone if they tried.
    (r u mixed breed?)

    * You could not explain your religion to someone if you tried.
    (I’m not)
    * Your parents push the concept of an arranged marriage on you and try and demonstrate how well it works whenever they’re not fighting.
    (R u really from 18th century?)
    * You notice that whenever you go to another Indian’s house, your parents always talk about businesses… especially if they’re for sale.
    (They should talk about S@x)

    * The second you pull out of someone’s driveway, your parents start talking about them.
    (Instead praising in front cursing in back)
    * Your parents worry what other people will think if you’re not going to be a doctor/lawyer/engineer.
    (ya they don’t consider Crime as good carrier)

    * You’re parent’s always say, “It’s cheaper in India”
    (Because it is the fact!!!)

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