http://litfun.com Hilarious jokes, funny emails & pictures to your mailbox Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:16:18 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en 1.”We will do it” means “You will do it” 2.”You have done a great job” means “More work to be given to you” 3.”We are working on it” means “We have not yet started working on the same” 4.”Tomorrow first thing in the morning” means “Its not getting done “At least not tomorrow!” 5.”After ... http://litfun.com/17-management-fundas-for-you/ http://litfun.com/take-my-dog-for-a-walk/ A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the toilet. He doesn’t want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, “I have sipt in this beer, do not drink!”. After a few minutes he returns ... http://litfun.com/i-have-sipt-in-this-beer-do-not-drink/ A guy walks into a bar and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, “What are you staring at?” Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, “It’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.” http://litfun.com/horse-serving-drinks-in-bar/ There’s this drunk man standing out on the street corner. A cop passes by and says, “What do you think you’re doing?”   The drunk says, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now, there goes my neighbour.” http://litfun.com/im-waiting-on-my-house/ http://litfun.com/1-teer-say-2-shikar-creative-dish-washer/ A mathematician organizes a raffle in which the prize is an infinite amount of money paid over an infinite amount of time. Of course, with the promise of such a prize, his tickets sell like hot cake. When the winning ticket is drawn, and the jubilant winner comes to claim his ... http://litfun.com/a-mathematician-organizes-a-raffle/ A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you ... http://litfun.com/the-taxi-driver-st-peter/ http://litfun.com/what-an-idea-to-suicide/ A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Mark. He replies, "None , they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I ... http://litfun.com/i-like-your-thinking/