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Someone who doesn’t drink or gamble?”

A man walks out of a bar and sees a bum panhandling on the corner. The bum says, “Mister, can you spare a dollar?” The man thinks a minute. Then he asks the bum, “If I give you a dollar, are you going to use it to buy liquor?“ “No,” says the bum. The [...]

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M.P

Officer: What Is Your Name? Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Tell Me Properly. Candidate: Mohan Pal Sir Officer: Your Father’s Name? Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: What Does That Mean? Candidate: Manmohan Pal Sir Officer: Your Native Place Candidate: M P. Sir Officer: Is It Madhya Pradesh? Candidate: No, Munnur Pal Sir Officer: What Is [...]

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Boss Screensaver

Boss Screensaver is a post from: Lit Fun

Why Harbhajan Slapped Sreesanth ?

Our Harbhanjan Singh was enjoying Match. Yuvraj Singh came and asked him, “Are you relaxing?” Bhajji answered, “No I am Harbhajan Singh” VRV Singh Came and asked the same Question. He answered, “No! No!, Me Harbhajan Singh” Third one came and asked the same question, Bhajji was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. [...]

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Sardar went to a mirror shop

Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,”May I help you?”. Sardar: “I want a very strong mirror”. Shop keeper: “Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000/-” Sardar: “Is it really that strong?” Shop keeper: “Yes sir. If u want [...]

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Why do girls have 2 hands?

Why do girls have 2 hands? is a post from: Lit Fun

Beggar and software developer

A beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ??? So, Which Platform are you Working on ??? Beggar and software developer is a post from: Lit Fun

Beggar and software developer is a post from: Lit Fun

Bush, Laaloo and dog

Bush: Tujhe swimming aati hai? Laaloo: No! Bush:Tere se kutta acha hai jo swim kar leta hai. Laaloo: Tujhe aati hai? Bush:Haan! Laaloo: Fir tere mein aur kutte mein kya farak hai… Bush, Laaloo and dog is a post from: Lit Fun

Bush, Laaloo and dog is a post from: Lit Fun

Time to go home

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring [...]

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10 Rules For Getting Guaranteed Promotion Without Any Hard Work

Rules for Guaranteed Promotion Never walk without a document in your hands People with documents in their hand look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re heading for the toilet. Above all, [...]

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