Don’t be aggressive on Eid day..

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Wishing You HAPPY EID MUBARAK in Advance For The Following 10 Yerar,

2011
2012
2013
2014
2015
2016
2017
2018
2019
2020

Agar Coming 10 Years Main Aap Ko Koi Pehlay Wish Karnay Ka Dawa Karay,

Tau Aik Rakh Kay Chamaat Daina Aur Yeh SMS Dikha Daina.

O.K

Don’t Delete It.

Eid gift For girlfriend ….

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Girl: Where is my Eid gift?

Boy: road pe red colour ki car dekh rahi ho?

Girl: Khushi se !wowww!

Boy: Same colour ki PONi laya hun apni Shehzadi k liye…

Kash hum aik sms hoty

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Kash hum ek sms hotay bas

ek click me aap ke paas hotay

Mana k aap hamay delete kar letay

lekin kuch dair k liye

To hum aap ke paas hotay or

bari khushi say kehtay

Eid mubarak

Frustrate Boy

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Pakistani Boy :

Smajh nai arha Eid ki khushi ziada hai ya…..??

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3 din light na jaane ki :)

Eid ke din Pathan ki mehman-nawazi

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Pathan K Paas Eid ke din 1 Mehman Aaya.
Pathan Bola: ”O Yara Is Pankhe K Niche Betho Tumhe Sawaab Milega”.
Mehman:wo Kese?
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Pathan: Hm Ye Pankha Masjid Se Utaar K Laya Hai.

Zara sambhal ke Eid Guzarna..

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Be Extra Carefull In Dinoo Apna Bohot Khayal Rakhna, Khana

Waqt Par Khana,

Ziyada Wazan Wagaira Nahiin Uthana,

Seeriyaan Ehtiyaat Say Charhna,

Kiyoun K… 9 Wan Mahina Chal Raha Hai,

Aur Theek 1 Dinn Kay Baad Tumko Khushi Milnay Wali Hai,

HAPPY EID in Advance…

Pathan watching Sholey

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3 Pathan Eid wale din film “Sholay” daikhny gaye
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Hero ne kaha “Basanti en kutton ke samny mat nachna
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Pathan khary hokar boly: “Ticket lia hai, eska baap bhi nachega”

Meaning Of Eid

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Ye Kya Hai EID?

Accountant Ne Kaha,
E: Extreem Happy
I : In
D : Divide Expenses.

BusinessMan Ne Kah,

E: Esteem Happy
I : In
D : Discount

Lawyer Ne Kaha.

E : Event Of
I : Increase
D : Dual Happy

lovers Ne Kaha.

E: Eik Or
I : I
D : Date

1 pathan Eid wale din Movie dekh rha tha

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1 Pathan Eid wale din Cinema mai Film dekh raha tha.
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Film mai 1 Shair dowarty howe araha tha.
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Pathan ne dekha tu dar gia, owr apni chadir kandhy pa dal kar bhaagny laga
Logo ne kaha: Khan Sahib mat daro, yai tu film hai
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Pathan: Wo tu mujh ko bhi pata hai ke yai film hai, lekin wo tu janwar hai, usko kia pata

I am the first who say you Eid mubarak

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Don’t open it for atleast 5 more day,
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Mujhey pata tha aap say sabar kahan ho ga,
Happy EID Mubarak.
Yaad rakhna I’m the first 2 say u eid Mubarak ! :)

Kher Mubarak ..

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1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
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. “Eid Mubarak”
PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola
“Khair Mubarak” ;P : )

Isko bolo humne Hajj bi kia hai

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1 Pathan Eid ki Namaz parh raha tha
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To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai.
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Pathan Namaz thor kar bola:
Es ko bolo ke “hum ne Haj bhi kia hai”