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Clever politician of India

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth.

The first applicant, an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
“A million dollars”, he answered, “because I wish to donate it to M.I.T.”

The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
]He asked for two million dollars. “I wish to give a million to my family, he explained,
“and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research.”

The last applicant was our Indian politician (Lallu Prasad Yadav).
When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear, “Three million dollars.”

“Why so much more than the others?” the interviewer asked.
The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I’ll keep $1
million,and we’ll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars”

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1. very nice

   Comment by pankaj — January 4, 2008 #

2. SIMPLY EXCELLENT!

   Comment by NILESH — January 6, 2008 #

3. Excellent!

   Comment by ijaz — January 7, 2008 #

4. lol

   Comment by michelle — February 5, 2008 #

5. Very wise man excellent

   Comment by T boy — December 29, 2010 #

6. 1 no. yarr

   Comment by swapnil — May 6, 2011 #

7. hi…………

   Comment by NANDESHWAR — July 1, 2011 #

8. Very nice

   Comment by Surender — July 16, 2011 #

9. A business man like an Igbo man of Nigeria in West Africa.

   Comment by Stanley Israel — July 23, 2011 #

10. nice one………

    Comment by vijay — August 12, 2011 #

11. Nice joke

    Comment by Ferdinand Chukwu — August 13, 2011 #

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