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We don’t have an air conditioner   (9 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant, at first he’d asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.
Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn’t throw out the pest. Wives of Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow (22 votes, average: 3.91 out of 5) Loading ...Wife of Yesterday
Continue reading Wives of Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow… Get me a beer before it starts (10 votes, average: 4.2 out of 5) Loading ...A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.” The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.” She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute.”
“Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob and furthermore . . .” The man sighs and says, “It’s started.” Control over wife (9 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5) Loading ...There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?” The third fellow says “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.” The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” They asked. She said, “get out from under the bed and fight like a man”. Clever politician of India (10 votes, average: 4.3 out of 5) Loading ...NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth. The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
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